Monday morning will be a big, fabulous reunion as Frankie and Jordan come back after 2 weeks. It’s going to be awesome!!!
Big thanks to Cash for filling in this week, it’s been fun!
Talk to you Monday!!!
THANK YOU FOR LISTENING TO THE BOUNCE!!
Archive for May, 2009
Words today:
Eat Cake.
Definition:
Get lost!!!!
Amber filling in for Jordan Knight on the Rage Page:
RIPPING SOMETHING OFF YOUR FACE WAS NEVER THIS MUCH FUN……
IT’S AN OLDIE, BUT A GOODIE…BIORE PORE STRIPS!!!
IF YOU SUFFER FROM BLACKHEADS AND WHO DOESN’T…IF YOU DON’T, YOU’RE A MEDICAL FRICKIN’ MIRACLE….YOU’RE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR WAYS TO GET RID OF THEM…..
SO, I BOUGHT SOME BIORE PORE STRIPS WHICH I HAVEN’T USED FOR A VERY LONG TIME AND HEY…IF YOU USE THEM CORRECTLY, THEY REALLY DID CLEAN OUT THE OL’ BLACKHEADS….
YOU HAVE TO USE THEM RIGHT THOUGH….WAIT UNTIL IT’S TOTALLY DRY BEFORE PEELING IT OFF….PEEL IT OFF SLOWLY…..AND BEST TO DO IT AT NIGHT…..FOR ME, IT LEFT ME LOOKING A LITTLE RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER…
BUT IT’S UTTERLY SATISFYING SLASH BORDERLINE DISGUSTING TO LOOK AT THE STRIP AND SEE THE GUNK THAT’S COME OUT OF YOUR FACE….
SO YEAH, BIORE FACE STRIPS….STILL A CLASSIC!!
AS JORDAN KNIGHT WOULD SAY — BE FEARLESS AND WALK WITH STYLE!!!
Today’s song: Glamorous by Fergie.
Congrats to Emily! She got it right, told Cash he wasn’t a queen is and is going to see the Tall Ships this July! Word.
Cash Conners was doing his Carleton Banks dancing during the horoscopes trying to make me laugh, so I snapped a pic of him dancing on my Blackberry while I was reading the ’scopes.
He’s going to hate me for posting this, but hey you know what they say about paybacks.
Yes, that was the last glimpse of the sun until Sunday. Rain today, tomorrow…..let’s hope it changes!!!
Amber in for JK this morning, but she’ll be back on Monday!
Gemini (May 21 — June 21)
Some people love to give things up. Self-sacrifice can be addictive….it isn’t for you though…..Let yourself off the hook and enjoy life.
Cancer (June 22 — July 22)
Progress may be sluggish today, but don’t be discouraged. The cosmos is preparing you, slowly but surely, to take a brave and essential step.
Leo (July 23 — Aug. 22)
If you live to be a 100, you will have spent more than 30 years asleep. Sleep is important to us all, but so is happiness, so grab some today!
Virgo (Aug. 23 — Sept. 22)
Sometimes, we have to be careful what we wish for. Luck doesn’t give us much notice before coming….just remember that today before wishing for anything.
Libra (Sept. 23 — Oct. 23)
You could stir up more trouble than you bargained for by underestimating your abilities….do don’t! Your influence in a certain crucial situation is far greater that you know so watch what you say so no one gets hurt.
Scorpio (Oct. 24 — Nov. 22)
It’s hard to find the answers but you can start by asking brave questions…….that’s going to lead you to a more inspiring view of what’s possible.
Sagittarius (Nov. 23 — Dec. 21)
There is nothing wrong with the situation you face or with the environment you find yourself in. Your current worries are largely unjustified, trust in your own abilities to get through it.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 — Jan. 20)
It will help enormously in facing a difficult task if you resist the urge to question your own judgment or to feel unhappy about what life is putting you through. You are in the right place at exactly the right time. Trust this and all will be fine.
Aquarius (Jan. 21 — Feb. 19)
You would like to be shown some shining light in the distance beckoning you on, but what you’ve got is a dark road, the contours of which will only reveal themselves when the time is right. Have faith.
Pisces (Feb. 20 — March 20)
There are times when we have to take a leap into the unknown and times, too, when our duty and responsibility make it wiser to err on the side of caution. The planets are now making you feel keen to take action. Follow that urge.
Aries (March 21 — April 20)
It’s easy to get irritated with someone who insists on dispensing useless advice. You don’t need such counselling or encouragement today, but you may need a little humour and patience.
Taurus (April 21 — May 20)
Certain planetary pressures are making you keen to grab a chance while it exists. You fear it is available only briefly. But if it truly is an opportunity that you should be trying, you will be given time to consider it more carefully.
FASHION-CHALLENGED AMBER FILLING IN FOR THE VACATIONING JORDAN KNIGHT!
HOT YOGA….
RECENTLY GAVE THIS A TRY DOWNTOWN……AND IT IS QUITE POSSIBLY THE BEST FITNESS THING I’VE EVER DONE…..
NOTHING HAS GIVEN ME A DEEPER SENSE OF CALMNESS AND RELAXATION…..TO THE POINT WHERE PEOPLE HAVE NOTICED ASKING WHAT’S DIFFERENT ABOUT ME…..I WAS ACTUALLY CALM….
CLASSES ARE AN HOUR TO AN AHOUR AND A HALF…AND YOU DO A PRETTY STANDARD YOGA PRACTICE WITH SOME FLOW…..AND YOU SWEAT……YOU NEED TO BRING A BEACH TOWEL IT’S SO INTENSE, YOU WILL NEVER SWEAT MORE THAN YOU DO IN HOT YOGA……
IT’S SUPPOSED TO DETOXIFY YOUR BODY BECAUSE YOU ARE SWEATING SOOO MUCH AND IT ENERGIZES YOU AND YEAH, LEAVES YOU FEELING ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE…
SO IF YOU WANT TO VARY UP YOUR FITNESS ROUTINE AND ARE LOOKING FOR HOW TO FEELING AT EASE IN THIS CRAZY WORLD IN WHICH WE LIVE…GIVE HOT YOGA A TRY!
What an absolute doll. Elena came in to chat with The Morning BOUNCE about High School Musical @ Neptune Theatre which has been extended to June 14th!!!
Check it out – the show is getting amazing reviews!!
Ticket info:
www.neptunetheatre.com or call 429-7070!
Here is a perfect example of why you should NEVER light a match inside a Port-a-Potty . . .
Recently, 33-year-old Swen Friedmann of Oberschleissheim, Germany (–in the southern part of the country, just north of Munich), was using a portable toilet . . . at night.
The only problem was that when Swen finished his business, it was so dark inside the Port-a-Potty . . . that he couldn’t find the toilet paper.
So Swen lit a match, which ignited the fumes inside the toilet . . . causing it to EXPLODE. (!!!)
Swen suffered severe burns to his backside . . . but he’s going to be OK, relatively speaking. As Cash says, too bad his A isn’t okay.
