Archive for June 29th, 2009

Interesting weapon….weird, but interesting.

Call it a case of assault with a cheesy weapon. Deputies in Shelbyville, Tenn., were dispatched to a home where they found a couple fighting with Cheezies.

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Deputies say what started as an argument turned into a case of assault using the puffy orange snacks.

No one was hurt.

But the Bedford County Sheriff’s Department says James Earl Taylor and Mary S.

Childers have both been charged with domestic assault.

The Shelbyville Times-Gazette reports they are now free on a bond of $2,500 apiece.

Crazy doggies.

Jordan Knight took this pic at a pet shop over the weekend. Talk about having a bad day!

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On Friday, Amber snapped this picture right in front of our building on 2900 Agricola Street. Yes, you are seeing it correctly. 3 dogs in an old school baby buggy. Very random.

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Bedford 5K for Lung Cancer

The Morning BOUNCE got up early for a very good cause yesterday morning.

Frankie at the starting line.

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Lots of runners at the start.

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Amber crossing the finish line.

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Frankie crossing the finish line.

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The Morning BOUNCE can’t find the pic of Chuck Norris!!! We met this guy who was a dead ringer for Chuck Norris.

To compensate, here are some little known facts about Chuck Norris:

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite

Today’s Lipstick Letter

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Frankie, Jordan and Amber,

The guy I have been dating for 3 years just got offered a new job in Montreal.

He has decided to take the position and he wants me to move out there with him.

We are totally in love and inseparable.

I can’t imagine what my life would be like without him.

Most recently I got a promotion at my job and I am doing well.

I am not sure if I should quit my job and move with my guy or stay.

I know I love him and I am afraid if we do the long distance thing I might lose him.

What do you think?

THOUGHTS?

420-1013

E-mail: bounce@1013thebounce.com

Or you can text BOUNCE to 54321 – a 50 cent charge applies!

 


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