MB SCOPES for Fri, July 31st, 2009

Lot’s of good energy this morning, however if you’re a Libra or a Pisces watch your emotions today.

LEO
You’ve got some amazing personal energy going on, and while you enjoy other people’s company, you’re in no mood for chit-chat today. You’d rather get things done, with or without them.

VIRGO
Risks are rewarded today! Go ahead and make a few plays that feel close to the edge and see how far you can take it.

LIBRA
Do not hide your feelings today. You are giving off mixed messages. Sort your feelings out then express yourself. Keep people from getting the wrong idea about you.

SCORPIO
Today, you get a tingle when you pass by a person, place or thing that has never really appealed to you before, so check it out with renewed intensity.

SAGITTARIUS
Your good mood is irrepressible today — share it with others! It’s a really good time for you to make sure that you’re talking up any project or person you’ve been interested in

CAPRICORN
Persevere! It’s the one surefire way to make the impossible possible. Keep going, it’ll pay off.

AQUARIUS
Make the most of your good energy today. You can open new doors and meet new people with ease! You’re sure to surprise at least one person who thought they knew you inside and out. Enjoy your day.

PISCES
Check your fuse!!! Your boss or mate is acting like the only adult in the room today, and that’s not sitting with you too well! You need to slow down and let them have their say — things should turn around soon.

ARIES
It’s time to act. If you have no idea what you want or need to do next, just pick something that seems good and go for it!

TAURUS
Sometimes you need to nudge the skeptical part of your mind and make sure that it’s paying attention. It’s not bad, but something’s not quite right, and you should see it for what it is.

GEMINI
New relationships do not replace old ones. Schedule some time with long lost friends or someone that’s been on your mind lately.

CANCER
Give yourself a present today. It can be tiny, but it should mean something to you. Every now and then, you need to remind yourself how awesome you are, so you can keep going with everything else.

THATS WHAT’S GOING ON IN YOU WORLD TODAY, ON YOUR MORNING BOUNCE HOROSCOPES.

WANNA BE STARTING SOMETHING?

Joe Jackson is definitely starting something! Is Omer Bhatti really Michael Jackson’s “love child”?. This story has been all over the place in the past week. Omer said he was, then he said he wasn’t. Now Joe Jackson says…

Looks like Joe might be getting ready to pimp someone else out right about now.

I’ll post the pics one more time. You be the judge. If you want the full story it’s posted on Mon page.

MJ and OMER

Mj before plastic surgery madness

Omer Bhatti

Honey I wrecked the kids!

We asked for your thoughts on what you considered bad or unusual parenting skills and we got this:

Plus off our FB site:

Lindsy wrote:
Parents that have bad hygiene, and live in houses that look like the ones on “How Clean is Your House”

Eve had this to say:

Bad or unusual… how about all the kids who run the streets and break the law,because they have no curfews! Maybe,just maybe,if the PARENTS showed the kid who’s boss instead of the kid showing the parents who’s boss,these ongoing problems would end. I’m a mother of two and never would allow my children to act like most of these kids you see hanging around,breaking the law,coming home pregnant,and so on.WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER!

MB SCOPES for Thu, July 30th, 2009

LEO
The arrogance of others is sobering today. Be grateful your priorities are in order.

VIRGO
Healthy ambition doesn’t just apply to careers. Aim high in your relationships, too.

LIBRA
You and your family need to really talk — and you’ve got the right kind of energy to express yourself. As long as they are willing to listen, and possibly open up themselves, things should go well.

SCORPIO
Get ready for your ambition to kick in. Your career is back on the front burner.

SAGITTARIUS
Express your admiration for someone or something — you might be surprised at how this will work out in your favour.

CAPRICORN
Don’t test your stamina now. Eat well, get plenty of rest and treat yourself right.

AQUARIUS
You know you need to make some progress, and that could mean you need to lean on someone who’d rather just chill. Use your charm to get what you want.

PISCES
Secrets aren’t safe with you — but not for any malicious reasons! You just need to keep as quiet as you can if you’re trying to cover anything up, even something as small as a surprise party.

ARIES
You need to ignore criticism today — not that there should be that much coming your way! As long as you keep your thoughts free of outside influences, you should come up with hot ideas!

TAURUS
Your social energy is surprisingly strong today. It’s a great time to really get to know the important people in your life. Make plans to hang out with them.

GEMINI
Evidence of a hidden agenda is emerging. Take what you know to those in power today.

CANCER
Today you may need to deal with something you’ve been putting off. Get it over with.

THATS WHAT ‘S GOING ON IN YOU WORLD TODAY, ON YOUR MORNING BOUNCE HOROSCOPE.

Weird Canadian Restaurants

Looking for a new or unusual dining experience? Check out some of the craziest restaraunts across Canada.

New meaning to sitting in the dark. Entice all your senses at Montreal’s O. Noir

O.NOIR is Canada’s first restaurant to invite you to dine in the dark! With not a ray gone astray, your visual sense essentially shuts down, heightening your other senses. Notable beneficiaries? When you eat without your sight, your remaining senses are heightened to savour the smell and taste of food.
But O.NOIR does more than just fire the imagination and stimulate the senses. After a few hours in complete darkness (that’s right, no flashlights, matches, cell phones, cigarette lighters or luminous watches), customers gain a better understanding of what it’s like to be blind – just like the restaurants’ entire wait staff.

No salt, no chef
Okay there might be salt, but there are really no chefs. Why go if you have to prepare your own food.

The Salt Tasting Room is a restaurant with no chef. It offers a selection of cold plates. Guests assemble a tasting plate from a selection of 10 cheeses, 10 meats, and 10 condiments. So basically a very expensive do-it yourself cheese and meat platter.

Taking you back to when you were a kid and giving you that down home feeling.

Le Spirite Lounge is a vegan restaurant with rules: everyone who crosses the threshold must:
Finish their meal to get dessert
Finish dessert, or they can never go back

Kim Kardashian hooked on “Twilight”

Kim Kardashian sporting a new look, influenced by the movie “Twilight”.

What’s wrong with this picture?

Here’s the Kim we know and love…well some of us. Can you tell what’s missing now??

FRANKIE HAS AN ISSUE!

Frankie has a beef with the word “manhole”. He thinks it’s not pc, finds it offensive and it needs to be changed.

Frankie’s suggestion:

Okay, so maybe not. So we asked for your help and Rene came up with ” roadhole”. We’ve put up a poll and want to know: Is “manhole” offensive and should it be changed to “roadhole”?

Thanks for ROLLIN’ with rhe BOUNCE!

Wednesday Morning BOUNCE Brain Teaser Answer

The question this morning: The average person has 120 of these. What is it?

This is possibly the most creative answer we got:

Who was the smarty this morning???

Well there were two. Big kudos going out to mother and daughter team, Shannon (mom) and her daughter Chantal for getting the right answer and snagging the “BOUNCE BRAGGING RIGHTS” for the day!

Answer: Friends on Facebook

MB SCOPE’S for Wed, July 29th 2009

LEO
Your intuitive side is opening up and making life a lot more interesting! Trust your vibe and go for it.

VIRGO
You’re feeling awfully restless today, especially later on, and might find it fruitful to take a walk or otherwise break free of your constraints.

LIBRA
Finances are on your mind today, and you might be able to do something positive about them if you apply yourself.

SCORPIO
People are drawn to your ideas and energy today, so make the most of them! Get connected and see what happens.

SAGITTARIUS
If you’re feeling kind of grumpy today, get some alone time to get back on track and to spare the people around you.

CAPRICORN
Don’t sweat it, every friendship has its ups and downs and conflicts can often draw you closer.

AQUARIUS
Nothing seems to move at the pace you want it to today, but you can still get work done. Don’t get frustrated, take a deep breath and move on.

PISCES
It’s okay to be wishy-washy sometimes. Don’t feel pressured to rush your decision. Do it on your own time.

ARIES
You are a bit emotional today. Maybe it’s time to get something off your chest, or maybe you can get a little closer to someone you like.

TAURUS
Your passions are certainly aroused today, and it’s easier than ever to get others to look your way.

GEMINI
Is it worth a clash or should you just let this one slide? Someone is bent on having their own way, so don’t expect a compromise soon.

CANCER
Can’t make up your mind? Flip a coin, that’s what they were invented for!

THATS WHAT ‘S GOING ON IN YOU WORLD TODAY, ON YOUR MORNING BOUNCE HOROSCOPE.

Wednesday Morning “BOUNCE” Brain Teaser

Be a smarty…

The question this morning: “The average person has 120 of these. What is it?”

Hollywood is confident that no one will get this one before 9a.