Archive for July 21st, 2009

It’s all about expression on your RAGE PAGE with Jordan Knight.

Let your inner artist shine thru and give you something to smile about.

I don’t know about you, but when I get my nails done in a bright color with some kind of nail art, it makes me smile. However, it can add up quickly and become quite costly. Well there’s no need to pay big bucks for a French manicure or even nail art anymore.

New to the market…Sally Hansen’s…Nail Art Pens.

Sally Hansen Nail Art Pens
Embrace your inner polish Picasso and doodle all over your manicure. It’s really simple…just paint your nails any color you like. Let it dry, then bring out you inner artist and create whatever you like. You could even add your own rhinestones if you like.

If all this craziness is too much for you and you love it simple and classic, opt for a French manicure, just make sure you paint your nails or use a clear base coat first. Do not use the markers on bare nails.

Mistakes can be easily corrected with a moist Q-tip and because the formula is water-based, you must seal your manicure masterpiece with a top- coat or all of your hard work will be washed down the drain.

Available in 8 colors (white, black, light pink, hot pink, blue, red, silver and gold), these markers make nail art a breeze. So keep your eyes peeled next time you’re at the drugstore or supermarket.

Are you a Simpson?

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Check this out:

This is your chance for an opportunity to appear in THE SIMPSONS 20TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL

- Do you sound exactly like Homer when you say “D’oh!”?
- Do you look like Sideshow Bob?
- Do people say you remind them of Moe the Bartender, Krusty the Clown or even the sinister Mr. Burns?

If you are a SIMPSONS super-fan, or look or sound like anyone in Springfield, then this is your chance for an opportunity to appear in THE SIMPSONS 20TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL — IN 3-D! ON ICE! airing in January 2010 on FOX!

Produced and directed by Morgan Spurlock (“Super Size Me,” “30 Days”), the special will look at how the world sees THE SIMPSONS and how the Simpson family has been the world for two decades.

Spurlock, in collaboration with THE SIMPSONS, will be searching for the “real deal” from 10:00 AM-8:00 PM on Saturday, July 25 in San Diego, CA.

Auditions will take place in San Diego, California 92101. Be ready to do your best impression! Costumes are welcome, but not mandatory.

Hobo chic

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Okay, it’s a pretty random outfit. Comfortable though! This is why no one wants me to do the Rage Page anymore.

If you missed it, here is Frankie’s Rage Page

Jordan Knight is off until Monday and no one wants fashion info from me anymore, so Frankie Hollywood volunteered to share all the info he’s amassed over the past year to help YOU!

I mean, when you look like this as a woman, why wouldn’t you take his advice? LOL.

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10 Things Every Wardrobe Needs

Every day, it seems, the latest fashion trends are changing. What was popular yesterday is passé today. With the high cost of quality clothes, changing over your entire wardrobe every season, or even every year, can be financially debilitating, not to mention ludicrous. The best game plan is to have a foundation of versatile, multi-tasking pieces that are part of the basics of fashion and can be used to accent or display the latest styles. The key is to find things that can be used for more than one occasion. Listed below are 10 things no woman should live without.

1. A Well-Fitted, Flesh-Colored Bra. Yes, technically, this may not be something that would hang in your closet, but everything you wear can look flat or fabulous depending on the bra you wear. Having a flesh-toned bra allows you to wear it under any color without it being seen. Make sure you get the right look and support for your size, and once a year, replace it.

2. Black Pants. Black is a very slimming color and goes with just about anything. Black slacks can be used in the boardroom or on the dance floor, depending on your top.

3. Khaki Pants. While khaki is a little less professional than black, they are an excellent choice for dress-down Fridays, summer meetings, or anywhere else that calls for casual but not jeans and a t-shirt.

4. Jeans. The ultimate in everyday comfort, a good pair of jeans can be
laid back and casual, or dressed up with a sparkly top and a scarf belt for a
night out with the girls. The key here is traditional blue jeans.
Remember: colored jeans are often a trend, not a staple.

5. Black Skirt. A fitted black skirt that falls to the knee is essential for
any working woman. It can look professional with a blouse and blazer, a
little more casual with a turtleneck or sweater, or snazzy with a trendy top
and silver belt. This is one of the most versatile pieces of your wardrobe.

6. Black Shell. You have a little more choice in style with this piece. Choose a fabric that is cool enough to wear under a blazer, but warm enough to stand alone. Necklines and sleeve lengths are a matter of personal preference. The key to this piece is simplicity.

7. White Shell. Like the black shell, you have more choice in style. The biggest difference is in your shade choice. You can opt for a pure, pristine white to an almost cream-colored off-white.

8. Blazer. A well-fitted, single-breasted blazer that is fitted at the waist is a crucial piece. A blazer can add formality to a casual outfit, like black slacks and a white blouse, or jazz up a plain outfit, like jeans and a green turtleneck. While an exact color is not crucial, you should stick to basic, neutral colors; black, beige, navy blue, even a hunter green. Again, don’t go with bright or bold colors for this one – colors can be trendy. You can always wear a hot pink blouse under a black blazer to liven it up.

9. Little Black Dress. In all actuality, the proverbial “little black dress” doesn’t need to be little or black. It should be in a style that fits your body type as well as your personality. It should be versatile enough to wear to a wedding or a funeral, a night out with the girls or a night out with a date, and appropriate enough to wear to corporate events and dinners. Again, stick with basic colors; black, navy blue, white.

10. A Business Suit. While very formal professions, like law, require a skirted business suit, for other fields, interviews, meetings, even, in a pinch, a wedding, the business suit can be pants or a skirt. It should be tailored for those occasions when you must look your absolute best. For this reason, you should stick with the basics: only black or navy blue.

“Little” Jeff

Check out this guy, “Little” Jeff, whom Frankie met through DJing.

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Amber spotted them on the waterfront, did a double take and immediately snapped a picture after seeing how he turned Frankie Hollywood into a dwarf.

The person in the orange shirt is the child, in case you were confused.

You go, Lil Kim!

This pic of Lil Kim generates a lot of hits on the blog because it’s, well, terrifying.

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But check this – this is from Perez, Lil Kim looks amazing!!

nicepicoflittlekim

MB SCOPES for Tuesday, July 21th, 2009

CANCER
Your motto today should be “the bigger the better”. Stretch your mind and think big!!! Now is the time to push the envelope. However, don’t be pushy, just be persuasive.

LEO
Show your family or your boss that you can stand up to them, but use your signature style of playful leadership. That should make them take notice, and your good energy can take care of the rest!

VIRGO
You’re being just a little too rigid today. You need to step back and try to bend a bit when others ask nicely. You might even find that you like the new way of doing things even better than before!

LIBRA
You’ve got to pass over the big details of today’s plan. There’s more going on than meets the eye! Just keep focusing on the long view and things should make a lot more sense soon

SCORPIO
Be very careful about your words and actions today when dealing with people who don’t know you well. Your friends get you, but the boss may wonder when you start to rant.

SAGITTARIUS
Your fiery energy should put you in a good mood for much of the day, so make the most of it! You ought to be able to get your friends and coworkers to see that things are working out after all.

CAPRICORN
You’ve got to focus a bit too much of your energy on one person or group today, even though you think someone else is more deserving! Try not to let the unfairness of it all keep you from doing your best.

AQUARIUS
Underestimating yourself is silly. Be honest, are you giving it all you got or are you capable of doing more? Only you know the answer to that, live up to your potential and go for it!!!

PISCES
The people you rely on every day turn out to be more problematic than you had hoped. Its one of those days when you know that you need to take care of business on your own. Things should pick up soon!

ARIES
You’re feeling the buzz today, and you can’t help but share it with others! Now is the best time for you to get folks together and see if you can t make something extra-crazy happen!

TAURUS
Someone steps up to you and challenges your position or your authority. It’s not the best time to get into a huge fight, so see if you can distract them with something shiny for the time being.

GEMINI
No time like the present. Stop hemming and hawing and get a move on it. Your energy is perfect for putting ideas into action. Get your people together and make haste!

THAT’S WHAT’S GOING ON IN YOU WORLD TODAY, ON YOUR MORNING BOUNCE HOROSCOPES!

Chris Brown’s apology video

Lipstick Letter

Uh oh. The Morning BOUNCE has a Stiffler’s mom situation on its hands.

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Dear Morning BOUNCE,

One of my son’s friends started coming around after my son relocated for a new job in early May. He told me he’d like me for years and it had taken all his courage to tell me. He’s 22. I am 46. I was stunned at first but then I thought why not??? It gives me a real buzz that someone his age finds me attractive and IT IS HAWT, if you know what I mean!!!! Here’s the problem! Now he wants us to go public and says he loves me and even wants to marry me. Help! How do I control this problem before it gets out of control?

Lynn

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