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LOOK TO THE STARS FOR THE BIG DIPPERS!!!

Accessorize your look this season with the biggest trend (literally!) in earrings.

Styling an outfit is all in the details and now, more than ever, accessories are stealing the show. Some of today’s hottest and edgiest designers like Marni and Zac Posen, put forward massively ornate earrings this season, setting the pace for a trend that’s sure to be bigger than ever come the fall.

Chandelier, bejewelled, metal and elaborately detailed or dripping in chains—this season’s earrings come in many styles that will instantly update your look.

Not sure how to wear them? Take cues from Mischa Barton and Rihanna, who has a knack for accessorizing.

If you have long hair, keep it casual, loose and flowing.
If you’ve got a short do’ dress it up with a pair of these statement earrings and add an instant dose of glam to your look.
Bottom line—keep your hair and makeup simple. This trend is inherently sexy and it should be the centrepiece of any outfit. Just don’t pair your giant earrings with funky eyewear because the look can easily get too busy.

Don’t take life too seriously, have fun with it!!!!

Be FEARLESS and WALK with STYLE !!!

Jordan Knight xoxo

Answer to The Wednesday Morning Brainteaser!

Yes! Two people shared the bragging rights today – an employee trying to score some brownie points with the boss! Kidding!

Question: The average person does this for 10 days a year. What is it?

Answer: Commuting to work!

Thanks for all the calls, e-mails and Facebook messages!! The BOUNCE has the best listeners in the world.

On David Hasselhoff

This video is evidence very clearly showcases the awesomeness that is David Hasselhoff.

Plus, The Morning BOUNCE has unveiled a devious plan by The Hoff to get back into Top 40 and current youth culture.

He was on the View yesterday when he played a track by his “daughters”. Well, Frankie played 3 clips – one of the Hoff himself, one of his daughters and then he slowed down the “daughters” clip. Check this out!!

Here’s the Hoff:

Here are his daughters (allegedly):

Here is that clip slowed down:

It’s him! It’s him! What a genius (or a loser as F and J say).

Some positivity today in the News You Can’t Use!

Jordan always tells me I need to be more positive. Thus, I searched the world for something really positive to cheer people up this morning.

Good news for astraphobics! (Those are people who have a fear of being struck by lightning)

You are more likely to contract flesh eating disease than be struck by lightning.

See, positive, right? However, you probably have a better chance of being struck by lightning than hearing positive stories in the News You Can’t Use.

Cheers!

Amber

Lindsay Lohan: Look up the word “dignity”.

You need to find it again.

Here is a picture of Lindsay Lohan outside of Samantha Ronson’s house after another knock down drag out fight which culminated with Sam throwing Lindsay’s clothes out the window.

We thought that only happened in films and TV shows.

At what point do you break it off? How bad does it have to get? Clearly these two are addicted to the drama.

MB SCOPES for Wed, July 22nd, 2009

CANCER
See if you can get your friends to help you make your plans today. You need lots of input, especially when it comes to practical matters. You know what you want, now you need to get there!

LEO
This is your day. Take control and do what you like. You’re the absolute ruler of this jungle, but don’t be cocky.

VIRGO
You’re mostly concerned with other people right now, and ought to be able to get them to see things your way if you use a little diplomacy.

LIBRA
You need to check in with someone close, not family, but still pretty close. Your normal social intuition may be misfiring just a bit, but you can still figure out what you need to know.

SCORPIO
It’s time to accept a new challenge. You’re feeling pretty bored on some level, and you need to pursue something that will keep your mind, body and soul more fully engaged with the world.

SAGITTARIUS
Anything you’ve been putting off saying or writing should be easier to take care of now. Your energy is perfect for communication of all kinds, and others are ready to hear you out.

CAPRICORN
It’s a really good day for you to set limits. Otherwise, you’re likely to be overwhelmed by the constant stream of demands and requests coming your way.

AQUARIUS
Be a people pleaser today and find a way to get everyone what they need. You can do it.

PISCES
Other people’s dramas are nothing but trouble right now, and you need to make sure that you stay away.

ARIES
Love isn’t just in the air. It is the very air you breathe. Who can resist you?

TAURUS
You may get all riled up early in the day over some issue that actually doesn’t matter all that much. You can do right by yourself if you chill out and let someone else get bent out of shape.

GEMINI
You’ve got some sweet ideas prancing around in your mind today, set some of them free to see what they can do on their own! It’s a good time to throw schemes back and forth with good friends.

THAT’S WHAT’S GOING ON IN YOU WORLD TODAY,
ON YOUR MORNING BOUNCE HOROSCOPE

Morning BOUNCE Madness

Wish we could say this video was not the norm, but….it is.

Enjoy the madness of The Morning BOUNCE.

Holy fog! (As Hollywood likes to say)

Be careful this morning, it’s very foggy out there!

Weather for today:

The fog will lift later, cloudy with showers off and on with a high of 20.

The BEST SUMMER EVER continues!