BILLIE JEAN IS NOT MY LOVER! Or was she??

They say art often imitates life.

Rumours running wild that 25 year old Omer Bhatti is MJ’s love child. Back in 1984 Michael Jackson supposedly had a one night stand with Omer’s mom Pia and he is the result of that wing-a-ding fling.

There is definitely a family resemblance. Look at that chin! Frankie thinks he looks like Janet. What do you think?

Jackson just before he got too crazy with the plastic surgery.

Lil’ Omer and Jackson back in the day.

Makes me wonder…if this is not MJ’s kid, do you think he got plastic surgery done to look like Omer? Hey anything is possible. That may be even more so than the thought of Jackson having…u know.

MB SCOPES for Mon, July 27th, 2009

Some of us need to step outside the box, others need to stay in the box and if you’re a Gemini, Libra or Virgo make sure you take a shower this morning.

LEO
You may not want to deal with feelings right now, but your communication style is actually perfect for talking about and understanding the soft, mushy side of life. Get into it with someone close.

VIRGO
If you’re single…you must shower, now’s the time to take a step closer to romance. Ask someone out for coffee or just get your flirt on. Keep it casual and fun and all shall go well.
If you’re hooked up, time to take the relationship to the next level. Move in or buy a major purchase together or meet the parents…all in your favour today.

LIBRA
Single or not, try flirting with the next person you meet, even if there’s no chance (or interest) in anything happening. You’ve got the right kind of energy to get them to see things your way! Besides it’ll make you feel good.

SCORPIO
Try letting your coworkers or family members take charge today because you deserve a break. Chill-out and relax today. The world will not end without your input.

SAGITTARIUS
You need to tell someone your creative thoughts, doesn’t matter who just get the ball rolling. Speak it to achieve it baby!!! It’s the first step to making things happen!!

CAPRICORN
Stuck in a rut and bored is what you are. You need to spice up your life a bit. Try somewhere new for lunch, hang -out somewhere you know you’d never go, or start a convo with a stranger that interests you. The world is very interesting and full of variety why limit yourself. Explore something new today.

AQUARIUS
Kids hate trying new things, but you’re a grown-up. Expand your horizons. See if you can forge a real connection with someone new today, you may surprise yourself with your willingness to reach out.

PISCES
Settle an old score today, even if it means forgiving a long-standing debt or grudge. Your karmic balance sheet needs to be zeroed -out before you can really feel right about how things are going.

ARIES
Today is perfect for indulging your altruistic side, so find a new way to make someone smile. It can be as insignificant as treating your coworkers to coffee.

TAURUS
It’s time to take some positive steps towards your health. It’s a really good day for you to get serious about exercise or diet. Not motivated??? Grab a friend and head outdoors, it won’t really seem like a work-out.

GEMINI
You’re having way too much fun to worry about what comes next. It may be time for you to flirt shamelessly with that new coworker or to play silly games with your family members. Just do it and have fun!

CANCER
Something new might seem like such a good idea, but pause before you take that leap. Don‘t get caught up in the heat of the moment. If it’s right, it can wait until next week and it still will be right.

THATS WHAT‘S GOING ON IN YOU WORLD TODAY, ON YOUR MORNING BOUNCE HOROSCOPES.

It’s a not so “picture perfect” morning with our Lipstick Letter.

Dear Morning Bounce,
My guy and I just moved in together. In his old apartment he had pictures up on his fridge, his screen saver and even one on his wall of his ex girlfriend and girls he dated. It bothered me then, but I didn’t say anything because it was his place. However, now that we live together he’s put his pictures up and it bothers me big time. I don’t feel they have a place in our home and I want them gone!!!! Matter of fact, that whole box of memorabilia he has under our bed of old conquests should be burned and thrown out all together. He says I’m over-reacting and it’s no big deal. Over-reacting or not, it bothers me and I want them out of the house…period!!! Do you think I’m over-reacting or should he throw this junk out?????

Not so picture perfect

Tamara