SUCKS TO BE THE “NEW GUY”

Tony Stark is our new evening guy from 7-midnite. He’s only been here a week and he hasn’t met the whole BOUNCE family yet. Check out how Frankie Hollywood introduces himself. What you have to understand is this person would have to get past the security doors, go up to the second floor and then into the studio where Tony would be backed into a corner…SCARY!

Hurricane Bill

We interrupt this hormonally fuelled show to bring you this important weather message!

Canadian weather watchers continue to track Hurricane Bill, the first hurricane of the Atlantic Hurricane Season. Nova Scotia could feel some effects on Monday or Tuesday. We’ll keep you updated!

Valentine Granville LIVE in studio!

As mentioned, Frankie’s porn name would be “Valentine Granville”. So, enjoy this from the artist formerly known as Frankie Hollywood….

And more porn names roll in off of FACEBOOK:

April Lois Sumter-Freitag writes:
Hey Jordan,
I’d better be Bouncin’ to bed.
Porn name: Snoopy Cathedral

Johanna Keliher’s got a good one too

Bella Belvedere lolol

Carla Hage has got a total porn name

Kitty queen

Brian Symonds porn name would be: Satan Joffre

Randy’s right on point with: Friskey Adeor

The third wheel in the McSteamy “naked tape”

Doing some digging about this lady and here’s what I came up with for the Sleaze @ 6:30:

-she’s being investigated for being a Hollywood madame
-she was Miss United States Teen 2002
-she once posed for Playboy
-she was once engaged to Aaron Carter
-she was on Dr. Drew’s Celebrity Rehab but was kicked off the show for bringing a drug dealer into the rehab facility (nice)

MB SCOPES for Tues, Aug 18th, 2009

It’s a bit of a mess for most of us this morning, but if we check the attitudes at the door the outcome will be better.

LEO
You’ve got the power to influence today. Use your amazing energy to pick up other peeps spirits and help them see that things aren’t so bad.

VIRGO
Things just aren’t moving fast enough for you and maybe not even in the direction you want them to. Don’t worry things will get done, but today you need to be flexible.

LIBRA
You’ve got some fresh ideas, but you won’t be able to make them come to life on your own. You need assistance. Don’t get discouraged if the ideas need to be manipulated, it’s not criticism.

SCORPIO
Someone thinks they’re in charge, so watch out! Authority goes to everyone’s head today and it’s in your best interest not to get involved. Sit back and let it all play out with out you

SAGITTARIUS
Your devotion to your job is strong, but it shouldn’t be the focus. Check in with family.

CAPRICORN
Others may be too demanding right now, but try to give them what they want.

AQUARIUS
Follow up on your wilder impulses today — they may lead you to something big and bold and exciting! It’s a good idea for you to take care of anything that must be done as early as possible.

PISCES
Someone’s unhappy with recent events, and may take their frustration out on you! It s time for you to duck and cover, or maybe to step up and tell them how it really is before they get all fired up.

ARIES
Your body needs a workout of some kind — you need to take a long walk, go to the gym or find some other way to use your muscles. Your amazing energy should be focused on your physical body

TAURUS
You may come across as somewhat arrogant today, but you’re really just sure of yourself. There’s no need to hide your true feelings — just let yourself be yourself and all should be fine.

GEMINI
Friends and others in your life are taking their health seriously — you should too.

CANCER
Are you a bit stressed? Impulse buying might feed your desires today, but it will also drain your wallet. Keep your focus on the tasks at hand and that should clear up any anxiety you might have.

THATS WHAT’S GOING ON IN YOU WORLD TODAY, ON YOUR MORNING BOUNCE HOROSCOPE!

HERE ARE 12 SIGNS YOU’LL LIVE TO BE 100 YEARS OLD

#1.) You’re the life of the party: A study from the Karolinska Institute in Sweden found that outgoing people are 50% less likely to develop dementia than introverts.

#2.) You run for 40 minutes a day: Researchers from Stanford University found that middle-aged people who jog for 40 minutes a day, or about five hours a week, function better both physically and mentally as they get older.

#3.) You put raspberries on your oatmeal: A Dutch study found that eating 24 grams of fiber a day cuts your risk of heart disease by 17%. If you eat just one bowl of oatmeal with raspberries, you’re already halfway there.

#4.) You feel 13 years younger than you are: A study from the University of Michigan found that people who “feel” younger than their actual age are less stressed and have better immune systems than people who feel their age.

#5.) You started menopause after age 52: Studies have found that women who experience menopause later in life live longer than women who go through it earlier.

#6.) You embrace techie trends: Twitter and Facebook may be stupid, but they help you keep in touch with family members and friends, as well as help keep your brain cells young and healthy.

#7.) You make your calories count: A study from Washington University found that people who take in 1,400 to 2,000 calories a day (–which is about 25% fewer than the average person) have hearts that function like those of people 15 years younger.

#8.) You had a baby later in life: Researchers from the University of Utah found that women who gave birth after the age of 44 are 15% less likely to die in any given year than women who gave birth earlier in life.

#9.) Your heart beats once per second: The average person’s heart beats between 60 and 100 times per minute. But the closer you are to 60 beats per minute, the healthier your heart is.

#10.) You don’t snore: Snoring is a major sign of obstructive sleep apnea, which is a disorder that can cause high blood pressure, memory problems, weight gain and depression.

#11.) You have a relatively flat belly after menopause: According to the National Institute on Aging, women with relatively flat bellies after menopause are 20% less likely to die than women who are just a little more delicious.

#12.) You get your blood tested for Vitamin D levels: Vitamin D helps ward off osteoporosis and may reduce your risk of cancer, heart disease and infection. Unfortunately, a study from the University of Colorado found that FOUR in FIVE Americans are Vitamin D deficient.

What’s your porn name?

In light of this “naked tape” starring Eric “McSteamy” Dane, his wife and a former Miss Teen USA, we decided to play a game suggested by McSteamy himself.

Eric Dane told the participants of the tape to combine the names of their pet and the street they grew up on to get the porn name. Dane’s was “Cocaine Manor”.

All 3 of The Morning BOUNCE have classic names.

Frankie Hollywood – Valentine Granville

Jordan Knight – Butterscotch Boyd

Amber – Babes Gladstone

420-1013 to share yours!