News You Can’t Use

Wow…a couple of studies that will make you say…..uh….obviously!!!

For example, a new study from the University of Florida has found that college students are more likely to get completely hammered at bars that have CHEAP DRINKS.

Uh…obviously.

And then this from a university in New Zealand.

According to the researchers, quote, “80% of men’s ‘first fixations’ are on the breasts. Men spend consistently more time looking at the breasts and also make significantly more fixations upon them than other regions.

However, Frankie Hollywood is the exception to the rule, no surprise there. The first thing Frankie looks at – calves and quads!!??!!

News You Can’t Use brought to you by the Downtown Halifax Business Commission!!

STOP THE CLOCK!

Over a THOUSAND dollars handed out by The Morning BOUNCE this morning!

Total and utter dramatics @ 7:13 during Stop the Clock!

Stephanie stopped the clock, like, a millisecond before the alarm went and took home $413!!

Then @ 8:13 Katie listened to her husband and stopped the clock @ $630 dollars. Unfortunately for Katie the clock went up to 10-thousand dollars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Someone’s in the doghouse tonight.

Next play for STC – 12:13 with Mel B!

Frankie-oke

Frankie rapped out this oh so catchy stalker anthem:

I’m your biggest fan I’ll follow you until you love me,
Baby there’s no other superstar you know that i’ll be your
Promise i’ll be kind, but i won’t stop until that boy is mine,
Baby you’ll be famous chase you down until you love me!

Correct answer:

Paparazzi by Lady Gaga!

Congrats to Melissa who won The BOUNCE Prize Pack today!

MB SCOPES for Tue, Sep 8th, 2009

VIRGO
Teamwork is a priority today if you want to get things accomplished. Whether it’s your mate, a friend or a co-worker find that someone you know you work well with and go for it.

LIBRA
Get away from your daily rut, go to a museum, a magic show, read a book in the park or see a symphony. Do something different to clear your head and get a better perspective.

SCORPIO
Watch your temper! You are prone to extreme behavior today, which should be fine as long as you keep yourself from boiling over. Things should settle down in a few days

SAGITTARIUS
You feel so good you could light up a room with your smile. And you just might!

CAPRICORN
If you’re feeling stressed, why not go for a jog, a swim or maybe even a long walk. Get back to nature, if that’s at all possible.

AQUARIUS
A strange emotional state washes over you midday, and you might have to duck out of work or other responsibilities in order to take care of it. Life should get a bit simpler in the near future.

PISCES
Your intuition is stronger than usual today, so expect some big jolts as people reveal themselves to you. It’s a good time to file information away for later use, rather than taking direct action.

ARIES
Your charming side is out in force today, so make the most of it! You should find a few opportunities to impress potential romantic partners or business associates, and it s easier than ever.

TAURUS
You’re in a good groove today, and should be able to prove to almost anyone how dependable you can be.

GEMINI
Try not to overwhelm anyone with questions today — least of all yourself! Self-doubt and other self-destructive tendencies are dangerous right now, so make sure you’re keeping it positive

CANCER
You are usually very charming. If you slip up a little today, don’t worry too much.

LEO
Your energy is better spent on closings than openings today, so make sure that you’re doing whatever you can to clear off your desk and otherwise make sure that you’re ready for what s coming.

THATS WHATS GOING ON IN YOU WORLD TODAY, ON YOUR MORNING BOUNCE HOROSCOPE!

A Britney first

Britney Spears singing live!!!

Not her own song though, Alanis Morrisette’s “You Oughta Know”..and it’s great!!

Thank you for the warning, Ms. Lohan

Frankie Hollywood’s favourite picture of the day:

Lipstick Letter

Dear Frankie, Jordan and Amber,

I’m 17 and in grade 12 and still in school. Last Tuesday, my 21 year-old boyfriend asked me to move in with him when I turn 18 next month. We are in love and think living together is a good way to judge whether or not we are ready for marriage. My parents are gonna freak because they think ‘Craig’ is a scumbag because he dates younger and only works part time. They also say if we live together my grades will suffer. I don’t care what they say because I love him and will be ‘legal’ in just a few weeks. What do you think – good idea or bad idea to move in with him?

Keri