Archive for October 5th, 2009

Stop the Clock

There is nothing better on rainy Monday than giving away easy money!

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Shannon took home $700 dollars @ 7:13 and then listened to the clock going up to $3000 while @ 8:13 a very excited Margaret won $600 – the clock eventually buzzed out at $4000.

The Morning BOUNCE worked it out – Margaret took home $100 per second of work. Pretty decent!

Next play – Mel B @ 12:13!

Lipstick Letter

lipstickDear Frankie, Jordan and Amber,

My fiance Sean is the sweetest guy in the world. He’s kind, giving, supports me in everything that I do and loves me unconditionally.

The problem is – he’s terrible in bed.

He has no stamina and everything in the bedroom takes about as long as it takes to get a coffee through the drive through — pretty vanilla if you know what I mean.

Everyone loves him and they would think I was nuts to dump him.

So I’m wondering: is bad sex a reason for dumping someone or am I being shallow?

Thanks,

Bonnie

420-1013!! This should be interesting!  

MB SCOPES for Mon, Oct 5th, 2009

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If you’re having a bad day, find “what’s good” in your life and be grateful for it!

LIBRA
It’s one of those days that’s perfect for forming and solidifying alliances. Use what you got to get folks to see your point of view.

SCORPIO
Your feelings are a little out of control today — but your intensity is one of the traits that others love about you! Remain calm and ride it out, no matter what goes down.

SAGITTARIUS
You’ve got some good energy going on. Go out of your way to chat it up with others today. It will put a smile on their face and in the process make you feel good too.

CAPRICORN
This morning start off by doing what you least want to do. Don’t procrastinate, get all that stuff out of the way and then enjoy the rest of your day.

AQUARIUS
Not a whole lot going on for you today. You can always find something to get you charged up, but maybe you should learn to embrace boring days like today, so you can be fresh for the good times.

PISCES
Take the energy down a notch on a problem you’ve been trying to deal with and you will find things will go a lot smoother.

ARIES
You’re feeling pretty forceful today, and there’s nothing wrong with that. Get your point across, but in the end let folks save face or at least feel that they’re right.

TAURUS
Don’t hide your emotions .Let your people see what you’re feeling and make sure that you get a read on them, too. Life is too good today!

GEMINI
Deal with paperwork and little details today — it’s much more important than you would think at first, and you ought to be able to make some serious progress so you have time for fun later.

CANCER
You don’t have to be a skilled chef to throw a dinner party. So pick a date today!

LEO
Be provocative. There is no law that says you can’t stir things up once in a while!

VIRGO
Today you need to develop a more analytical attitude toward people you don’t like. It’s a great day to kick back and think things through…your insights are golden!

THAT’S WHAT ‘S GOING ON IN YOU WORLD TODAY, ON YOUR MORNING BOUNCE HOROSCOPE!

Tina Knowles don’t play!

From Amber’s Sleaze:

A 30-year old woman from L-A claims she is 6 months pregnant with Beyonce Knowles’ dad Matthew.

Uh, even if I did get pregnant from MK, you better believe I would keep it to myself. Tina Knowles looks like she would hurt a chick!!!

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