Mostly cloudy skies today but The Morning BOUNCE was lucky enough to see the most beautiful sunrise! Makes getting up early worth it!

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Mostly cloudy skies today but The Morning BOUNCE was lucky enough to see the most beautiful sunrise! Makes getting up early worth it!

BOUNCE parties are already famous for being OFF THE CHAIN in every respect and now there is something extra to make each party even more fun!
You will see this huge screen and you can text your message to the hottie you’ve got your eye on directly to the screen!

Instructions are on the screen and it costs 50 cents per message. It is an absolute riot!!! Skip the awkward conversation and text it!!
Afternoon drive personality Special Ed and I were shopping over the weekend when we ran into a jolly group of human BlackBerrys. It was incrediblly random.


Lots of great energy going on again today and it’s all about making things happen.
LIBRA
Spend extra time on communication today, because every word you speak or write will carry more weight than you think. Now’s the time to pitch that idea you’ve been putting off.
SCORPIO
Inspiration floods your day, today and your ideas are golden. Pipe in on projects; get a jump-start on something you’ve wanted to do. What ever you get into enjoy having your curiosity tickled and excited.
SAGITTARIUS
Someone may need your help with a problem, so don’t be afraid to chime in. You’ve got what it takes to make the situation better even if you’ve never seen the problem before. Trust in yourself.
CAPRICORN
Get ready to have a great day! High energy is circulating throughout your friends. Relax and enjoy it.
AQUARIUS
Your tolerance for boredom is low on good days, but right now, you can’t take it for even a minute! Go ahead push that envelope and see what happens. Either way you won’t be bored.
PISCES
A family member needs you to be at your best. Helping them will create happiness.
ARIES
You’re blazing trails and moving on with your life, leaving something behind that others would cling to fiercely. Your great energy guarantees that you’re better off by the end of the day.
TAURUS
You’re not one to worry incessantly, but money issues have popped up that are making you a little crazy. The good news is that you’ve got the mindset to deal with them head-on once and for all.
GEMINI
Things are heating up in one of your relationships; work hard for a compromise.
CANCER
You’re feeling a little different about your friends and family today — what have they done for you lately? It might pass after a while, but for now, you should seize the opportunity to do your own thing.
LEO
When everyone is at a loss about what to do today, you should throw in your ideas.
VIRGO
You are all about doing it big willy style today. Go ahead and take that risk that others might shy away from. It’ll work out in your favour. It’s a good time to take big steps.
THAT’S WHAT ‘S GOING ON IN YOU WORLD TODAY…
ON YOUR MORNING BOUNCE HOROSCOPE!
What do you say instead of a swear??? You know, dropping the s-bomb or the f-bomb in the office may not be the best thing to do, so most people have an alternative.
Here are some we say:
-Cod ham cheese and rice
-Shut the front door!
-Holy Hanna
-Son of a biscuit eater
-WTF
A caller just dropped these 2 on The Morning BOUNCE:
-slugging a ditch
-fluffy focktuckers
Then a guy called saying when he wants to get it on with his wife they use a code word: tea biscuits!!
420-1013!
From Amber’s Sleaze:
So, Lil Wayne had to appear in court yesterday to deal with this gun charge. Perez posted a picture of Lil Wayne and his court look. Um, shouldn’t he have worn a tie? He looks pretty good (for Weezy) but no suit? Jeans?

This woman in Kansas has come forward with a cooked pork chop she believes resembles the iconic Christmas character Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. What do you think?
