The new Oprah?

Is someone who hosted a show called “Doggy Fizzle Televizzle” really qualified to be the new Oprah when she steps down in 2011?

Well, let’s sample his show and see if he has his finger on the pulse of today’s hot issues:

Hmmmm. I’d have to give that a resounding “NO”.

Frankie vs. Eric

Frankie Hollywood continues to talk trash against Eric Cruikshank from the Halifax Rainmen.

Eric layed down a rap and Frankie keeps mocking it mercilessly.

Eric originally comes from Oakland, so this is truly the new West Coast-East Coast Feud!!

This is Frankie’s new East Coast symbol. We wish he would stop doing it because he looks like he’s missing fingers.

World’s cutest dog

This is the world’s cutest dog according to a pet food company! The owner receives a million dollars!

He’s a chihuahua named “Dr.Papidies”. I think Frankie would disagree saying his puppies Winnie and Abby were cuter!

MB SCOPES for Tue, Dec 01, 2009

SAGITTARIUS
You’re getting a little frustrated with one friend of yours — maybe they promise too much, or make plans you know perfectly well they’re never going to act on. You may need to take a break.

CAPRICORN
Today you might be a bit forgetful. No worries though, just leave yourself little reminders everywhere and it will keep you on track.

AQUARIUS
Your interpersonal energy is perfect for pairing, whether it’s romantic, business or otherwise go out and wow ‘em, the day is yours to do what you want with.

PISCES
Someone close — maybe a coworker — is trying to pin you down in some way that isn’t comfortable, but you should be able to wiggle out of any commitment. Try to just avoid the situation, if possible.

ARIES
You will think more clearly if you discard some of the clutter that surrounds you. It’s time to clean house and get your thoughts in order.

TAURUS
You need to avoid the impulse to leap into something new, it requires more thought, and maybe some input from a trusted friend. That’s not to say it’s worthless, just that you need to keep your eyes open.

GEMINI
Something is not quit right. A bridge between you and someone has been broken. Now you have to decide whether it’s worth repairing or not.

CANCER
You are feeling a bit out of sorts. Steer clear of a friend or family member who sets you on edge even on their best days. Try not to take it all out on them, but you may want to sneak away at a strategic moment.

LEO
Even if you’re neck-deep in work or exhausted from a busy month, you need to get out there and socialize! Your energy needs others to recharge, so you’re not likely to get very far on your own.

VIRGO
You are definitely thinking on your feet today — and everyone around you can see it! You should have no trouble at all scoring points with your family and coworkers as you blaze through problems.

LIBRA
A little time apart can do wonders for a friendship that’s growing stale. Don’t worry, the distance won’t make things worse, it may rekindle the flame that made the relationship awesome in the first place and if nothing else it’ll give you a fresh perspective.

SCORPIO
No one can tell you what your limits are. That’s something you must determine. So don’t take the short cut cause it’s easier, you’ll only be short changing yourself. Push yourself to the max and see your true potential.

THAT’S WHAT ‘S GOING ON IN YOU WORLD TODAY, ON YOUR MORNING BOUNCE HOROSCOPE!

Gaga takes a spill

First J.Lo, now Gaga. It happens right after the 0:15 mark.

*Note – there’s a swear in here….NSFW*

Frankie is clean!

Clean shaven that is.

I miss the little guy a little bit.