911 call overnight from Tiger’s Florida mansion – here’s a news report with the latest.
Archive for December 8th, 2009
There’s a definite theme this morning…Stop procrastinating and just handle it already!!!!
Even though you may not think it, the details are important today. If you’ve got too much going on, get some help to ensure things get looked after properly.
Get those errands done! They’re not going anywhere anytime soon until you take care of them. Make it fun and treat yourself along the way…maybe latte.
What, you thought you’d just let things slide? No such luck. Put it off no longer. Get cracking’
Come on, you know the right thing to do in this situation. Don’t delay.
Let your skepticism slide a little today — sometimes you’ve got to take leaps of faith in order to make real progress! It’s better to push forward, then to wait for the perfect solution.
You are the right person for the job — no matter what job it may be! You can make yourself as attractive as you want to be in almost all circumstances today, so find something you really want and make it happen.
What seems like a catastrophe is really just a roadblock. Don’t use that as an excuse to quit. Find an alternate route and keep pushing forward.
Take a vacation from the office. Even an hour helps. And don’t take your cell. You need to clear your mind because there are big things coming your way and you need to be ready.
Time to rev your mental engine. Your mind has been on autopilot lately and if you want things to change and move, you gotta get that brain thinking in a new direction.
Your ability to get people working toward a common goal is widely acknowledged, but today you pull something off that leaves even your most vocal supporters shocked. Go for it with gusto!
You’re feeling overwhelmed, and for good reason — things are a bit much right now! That doesn’t mean that’ll be true in the future, though, so try to just hang on for the time being.
Don’t be held back by conventions. Invent a whole new vocabulary.
THAT’S WHAT ‘S GOING ON IN YOU WORLD TODAY, ON YOUR MORNING BOUNCE HOROSCOPE!
Top 5 list of complaints from Christmas elves:
5. The dirty looks from Rudolph when you snack on reindeer jerky.
4. Waking up and discovering for the 10 millionth day in a row that it’s zero degrees and effin’ snowing.
3. The labor board ignoring your letters saying Santa’s running a friggin’ sweatshop.
2. Trying to nurse an eggnog hangover while listening to nonstop Christmas carols sung by 300 dudes who sound like they’ve been sucking helium.
1. Father Christmas, Santa Claus, Kris Kringle . . . jeez, the boss is worse than Diddy with all the damn names!
Billboard released its Top 10 One-Hit Wonders of the 2000s, and here are the hooks to the songs on the list.
10 – Dream – He Loves U Not
9 – Bo Bice – Inside Your Heaven
8 – Blu Cantrell – Hit ‘Em Up Style (Oops)
7 – Gnarles Barkley – Crazy
6 – James Blunt – You’re Beautiful
5 – D4L – Laffy Taffy
4 – MIMS – This Is Why I’m Hot
3 – Crazy Town – Butterfly
2 – Terror Squad – Lean Back
1 – Daniel Powter – Bad Day