MB SCOPES for Tue, Dec 15th, 2009

SAGITTARIUS
A surprise comes your way this morning that throws everything out of balance — in the best way possible! You should be on the lookout for anyone who’s trying and failing to conceal a grin.

CAPRICORN
Someone has to be the first to state the obvious. Might as well be you.

AQUARIUS
You’re in the mood to get yourself noticed. The more outrageous, the better. Go out and have some fun.

PISCES
You want to rush, but some hidden obstacle keeps impeding your progress.

ARIES
If you move forward without a plan, you’ll just keep getting turned around.

TAURUS
It’s easy to get swept up in the moment, but don’t forget about what happens next.

GEMINI
Observation is enlightening. Trust your eyes, not your instincts.

CANCER
A conflict arises in your calendar and you may need to rearrange a few things to move past it. For now, double check before you make any other plans.

LEO
Try not to get too worked up over your friend’s stress! They should be able to put their worries behind them soon, especially if you use your charm to cheer them up.

VIRGO
Everyone thinks they know what’s best for you. But that’s something only you can decide. Get away from everyone and think things through on your own.

LIBRA
You’re talking about everything but the one thing you really need to discuss.

SCORPIO
If that person or project seems to be too good to be true, the odds are that it is. Your skepticism sometimes keeps you from some important dealings, but for now, it’s a lifesaver!

THAT’S WHAT ‘S GOING ON IN YOU WORLD TODAY, ON YOUR MORNING BOUNCE HOROSCOPE!

Chance

This is Chance, the dog who tried to save little James Delorey in Cape Breton. The funeral was held yesterday. It’s such a sad story and Frankie has been mentioning it because the dog laid beside James and kept him alive for the 2 days he was lost in the woods.

Again, The Morning BOUNCE’s thoughts and prayers go out to the family and to the rescuers who found James.

It’s okay that babies don’t have hair.

But it wasn’t okay for this mom in the U.S who chose to buy this wig for her baby.

Rear gear

Truly News You Can’t Use:

Rear gear. If the sight of the backside of your dog isn’t the most appealing, this could help!

Frankie’s on a rant!

Okay, Frankie just LOST HIS MIND on the air.

What do you call this?

Frankie just ranted this is a Christmas tree and NOT a holiday tree!!

He started ranting about the difference between Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays and what sits in your living room!

He’s gone mad – 420-1013 to be pro-Christmas or pro-holidays!!

Holiday hook-ups @ work!

Holiday hook-ups @ work – good or bad idea?

We’re talking about holiday party etiquette! 420-1013!

Latest Tiger drama

Another one of Tiger’s kittens is stepping forward to tell her story on national TV. Cori Rist had a six month relationship with Tiger, who broke it off after she didn’t make enough time for him.

In the interview, Cori apologized to Tiger’s wife.

Speaking of, Elin doesn’t look like she wants to play anymore. What’s missing from this picture?

I wonder where the ring went….