I Can’t Jog Anymore Because of My Plastic Surgery

This is just crazy! I hope she is done with plastic surgery

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/heidi-montag-i-cant-jog-anymore-because-of-my-plastic-surgery-201054

Heidi Montag: I Can’t Jog Anymore Because of My Plastic Surgery

Sounds painful!

During a Monday radio appearance for On Air with Ryan Seacrest, Heidi Montag revealed new excruciating details about her plastic surgery marathon earlier this year, in which she underwent ten procedures in one day.

In addition to familiar-sounding enhancements — nose, cheekbone and chin jobs, eyebrow lift, breast enlargement, fat injections — Montag said that she also “had my back scooped.”

When Ryan Seacrest asked her to clarify what a “back scoop” is, Montag replied, “I actually didn’t know. I might be the first one to try it. It carves out your back a little bit.”

The star said she also “had my waist cinched in on both sides.”

And the reality star has all the gory details on tape. “I have the footage of my ten procedures,” Montag warned. “Going into it, getting it done…I’ve watched a little bit.” The bloody footage might see the light of day in a future reality show, Montag hinted.

Post-surgery, Montag says she “has a great body now,” but there are drawbacks. “I’m very weird about hugging people now — [my body] is very fragile.”

And, with breasts that are now size “E or F” depending on the bra, Montag said that jogging is also out.

The Hills star also talked up her ambitions to be the “blonde Tomb Raider,” and it turns out she shares a fondness for weaponry with the original Lara Croft, Angelina Jolie.

“I actually have been training with guns and knives for years,” Montag said. “I go to the firing range. I’ve been training with my M4s and Glock-19 for years!”

And despite breakup rumors, she and husband Spencer Pratt are doing just fine. “After everything we’ve been through — it’s a lot for any couple to go through — everything’s better now,” she assured Seacrest.

The couple may move “to Costa Rica or somewhere in Latin America,” she added. “I think we’re gonna go there and figure it out,” said Montag, who doesn’t speak Spanish.

Is she sad about The Hills ending? “I couldn’t be more excited to move on,” she countered. “I’ve been doing this since I was 18…I’m ready to show my own reality.”

Report: Jesse James Returns to Rehab

He is confused as to what to do!

http://www.okmagazine.com/2010/04/report-jesse-james-returns-to-rehab/

Report: Jesse James Returns to Rehab

It seems like Jesse James is having a hard time deciding his next move because now reports say Sandra Bullock’s husband is back in rehab after leaving it this past weekend.

According to E! News, Jesse left rehab at Arizona’s Sierra Tucson clinic over the weekend allegedly due to an intrusion of the media.

However, Radar Online reports that Jesse decided on Sunday to return to rehab in Arizona and checked back in.

Jesse has reportedly finished a week of a 45-day treatment program.

“Jesse checked himself into a treatment facility to deal with personal issues,” his rep confirmed after Jesse entered rehab the first time. “He realized that this time was crucial to help himself, help his family and help save his marriage.”

Spring/Summer 2010 trend: Natural hues

The good thing about Natural hues is that it goes with everything!

http://www.ellecanada.com/fashion/trends/spring-summer-2010-trend-natural-hues/s/3459/

Spring/Summer 2010 trend: Natural hues

Leather, wood and suede give an earthy punch to sandals this season.

Happy 12th Birthday, Paris Jackson

She is growing up fast! Beautiful girl!

http://www.tmz.com/2010/04/05/paris-jackson-birthday-prince-jaafar-photo/

Happy 12th Birthday, Paris Jackson

Michael Jackson‘s daughter, Paris Jackson (right), celebrated her 12th birthday at the Moonlight Rollerway Skating Rink in Glendale this weekend with her brother Prince (left) and her cousin Jaafar (middle).

It’s stunning how fast they grow up.

Tiger Plans to Win Masters Without Elin

Wow they are really trying to work things out.

http://www.tmz.com/2010/04/05/live-tiger-woods-the-masters/

Tiger Plans to Win Masters Without Elin

Tiger Woods says he’s going to “try and go out there and win” the Masters … but wife Elin Nordegren won’t be there to cheer him on.

Tiger just finished a press conference moments ago, where he took questions for the first time since his sex scandal broke — and said Elin wouldn’t be attending the tournament.

Though Woods repeatedly talked about going to rehab, he refused to say what he specifically went for — but said “I was lying all the time” and needs to be “a better man going forward.”

Jesse James Has His Lawyer Spill More Bull!

If sandra was the most important person to Jesse than why did he cheat! Please!!

http://perezhilton.com/2010-04-05-jesse-james-has-his-lawyer-spill-more-bull

Jesse James Has His Lawyer Spill More Bull!

Either he’s dumber than we thought or he needs to tell his lawyer to keep his mouth shut, because THIS crap is not helping his case!

Jesse James‘ lawyer, Joe Yanny, is still spewing bullshit and attempting to elicit sympathy for the adulterer!

He says:

“When all is said and done, he wants the same people who were living in his house before all this happened to still be living there. And he wants to save his marriage with the woman he loves more than anything in his life. He’s focusing on what he’s doing and trying to make himself better. The First Amendment was not meant to cover the sexual lives of people who are not in office. This is sheer voyeurism and bullying, pure and simple. It’s disgusting.”

No, no. What’s disgusting is being a neo-Nazi fucktard who betrays his wife with multiple gutter sluts and then tries to appear as though he’s somehow a victim!

THAT’s disgusting.

[Image via WENN.]

Police Investigating Jon Gosselin Impersonator

Hahah

http://perezhilton.com/2010-04-05-police-investigating-jon-gosselin-impersonator

Police Investigating Jon Gosselin Impersonator

We knew there had to be something wrong with him!

The man who has been impersonating Jon Gosselin in Altlantic City is a stalker – who actually thinks he’s the reality show tool!

He’s been reported to the police because of stalking several women.

An insider gives some deets:

“I’ve reported this guy to the police. He has been stalking certain girls and it’s got to stop.

I’m scared he’s going to do something bad. I, mean, this guy obviously isn’t in his right mind. He looks nothing like Jon Gosselin, apart from the Ed Hardy T-shirts he wears, yet he insists that’s who he is. I think he’s even a different race!

I know of one girl who he has sent literally thousands of text messages to. They all come through from ‘Jon Gosselin’ and they are all begging her to go out with him.

He says crazy things like, ‘I know I have 8 kids but I have money and a lot of love to give’. This guy is seriously, seriously unbalanced.

He claims to be really good friends with Hulk Hogan and has been showing off messages on his phone, supposedly from Hogan.

I think he must have money because he was offering up box seats when the Super Bowl was on, and said to girls he would pick them up in his limo. He also claims to have a private jet, whether that’s true or not I don’t know.

The funny thing is that from what I know the real Jon Gosselin hasn’t got much money at all, so I don’t know why the fake one is pretending he does.

There’s one rumor that’s going around that this guy is actually a dentist from New York City. I would just like to get to the bottom of it and find out who on Earth he really is.”

Creepy.

P.S. He couldn’t pick ANYONE else to impersonate?!

[Image via Radar Online]

The Rumors Are True!

This is just really sad but hey at least she still gets paid for something.

http://perezhilton.com/2010-04-06-the-rumors-are-true

The Rumors Are True!

This is sad!

Very reliable sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Snooki DOES get paid more for appearances than Lindsay Lohan.

“You can get Lindsay to show up for an event in Los Angeles for $2,500,” an insider tells us.

We’re told the transactions are done through Lohan’s assistant and La Loca is paid in ca$$$h.

Ummm…

Drug money?!

It’s pretty sad when a Jersey Shore star is making more than you, Linds.

Yikes!

[Image via WENN.]

Your Daily Horoscope

IF YOUR BIRTHDAY IS TODAY

Mercury and Pluto join forces on your birthday in a way that encourages you to go out into the world and achieve something special. Use your communication skills to put forward your message. You don’t have communication skills? Yes you do.

ARIES (March 21 – April 20):

If you rush into something of a financial nature today you may have to rush out again quickly – and at a considerable loss. There is really no rush. Bide your time and keep your cash in your pocket.

TAURUS (April 21 – May 21):

Make it your business to ask a friend or loved one why they are behaving so out of character. Don’t push it if they don’t want to talk but let them know they can approach you at any time.

GEMINI (May 22 – June 21):

Unexpected events will throw your plans into confusion, so don’t bother planning your day in any great depth. Besides, what seems so urgent now will reveal itself to be of no importance at all later on.

CANCER (June 22 – July 23):

Someone you have to deal with at home or at work will be rather touchy today and there is a danger their black mood will rub off on you. Don’t let it. Steer clear of people who bring you down emotionally.

LEO (July 24 – Aug. 23):

Insist on the facts today. What other people believe may be interesting but it is also irrelevant as far as your plans are concerned. Today’s Mercury-Pluto link will help you focus your mind on what is truly important.

VIRGO (Aug. 24 – Sept. 23):

The sun in Aries makes you ultra serious but other aspects make you want to go out and enjoy yourself. So what do you do? You enjoy yourself, of course. If you’re not laughing, you’re not living right.

LIBRA (Sept. 24 – Oct. 23):

It might be wise to keep your good ideas to yourself today, especially if they are the kind of ideas you cannot follow up on immediately. You don’t want to see your ideas pinched and profited from by others, do you?

SCORPIO (Oct. 24 – Nov. 22):

It would appear that you have got hold of the wrong end of the stick where an affair of the heart is concerned. Your fears and suspicions are completely unfounded. Push them out of your mind and focus on love.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23 – Dec. 21):

Someone will be somewhat critical of your actions today but you must not let it affect what you are doing. You have started along a certain path and, right or wrong, you must now go on to the end.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 – Jan. 20):

You won’t be happy with superficial answers today. Pluto in your sign, aspected by mind planet Mercury, demands to know what is really going on. Use intuition to guide you and logic to evaluate what you learn.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 21 – Feb. 19):

Don’t let your emotions get the better of you. If you find yourself getting angry or upset you must focus your mind on all the good things there are in your life. You’ll feel better in a matter of minutes.

PISCES (Feb. 20 – Mar. 20):

This could be and should be a lucky day for you, but a lot depends on your frame of mind. If you believe that fate is kind, it will be. If you believe that fate is bad, it will be. It’s up to you.