Archive for April 19th, 2010

Forget implants: the breast enlarging ringtone

Hahah Frankie asked me to try this out so I did and they actually grew a little haha!

http://www.engadget.com/2004/09/24/forget-implants-the-breast-enlarging-ringtone/

Forget implants: the breast enlarging ringtone

So Hideto Tomabechi, one of the guys who helped deprogram members of the Aum Shinrikyo cult in Japan, has started selling a ringtone that he says will make your breasts grow larger just by listening to it, something which should make it very popular with the ladies (guys, you’re gonna want to carry some earplugs just in case). Fortunately there are customer testimonials in case you were worried about this thing being legit or not, and Tomabechi says it’s really simple, that he just uses sounds that “make the brain and body move unconsciously. It’s a technique involving subliminal effects,” that’s like “positive brainwashing.” If getting all busty through a ringtone isn’t your bag, he also ringtones on the way that’ll improve your memory, make you more attractive to the opposite sex, cure baldness, and help you give up smoking. Ringtones, man, ringtones.

UPDATE: Wanna hear what it sounds like? Click here.

The Health Risks Of Heidi’s Frankentittays!!

It’s scary that her quest for perfection could cost her her health.

http://perezhilton.com/2010-04-16-the-health-risks-of-heidis-frankentittays

The Health Risks Of Heidi’s Frankentittays!!

We’re not surprised – we call them Frankentittays for a reason!

The Real Heidi Doll‘s new ‘proportions’ are apparently so out of whack that they could do some serious damage to her health!

Dr. Lyle M. Back says:

“The excessive weight of the implants in these extreme augmentations almost always leads to chronic lower back pain and significant drooping of the breasts. Often, the entire balance of the spine can be thrown off, resulting in chronic neck strain, painful shoulders and even a stooping posture.”

And beyond the glaringly obvious reasons she and her psychotic husband, Spencer Pratt, should not spawn any kiddies, Dr. Joel Beck adds:

“If the breasts are too big, the baby can’t latch on to get a mother’s milk. The implants will thin the [skin] tissues and require a breast lift. They could even erode through the skin and be exposed, mandating [their] removal.”

EW! The inside of the tittays could escape into the OUTSIDE world? BARF.

Other doctors claim that on top of that, she could lose her ability to breathe through her nose if she’s narrowed her nostrils too much!

And of course, her post-surgery mental stability is a serious concern, but we think that Heidi’s been crazy since day one, so we doubt this can do any more damage to her brain that what’s already been inflicted!

What do U think?? How long do U think it will take until one of the Frankentittays bursts??

[Image via WENN.]

Bombshell Claims She Isn’t A Homewrecker!

If she had any sort of suspicion than she should have stopped the relationship!

 http://perezhilton.com/2010-04-16-bombshell-claims-she-isnt-a-homewrecker

Bombshell Claims She Isn’t A Homewrecker!

If Michelle “Bombshell” McGee isn’t a homewrecker, we don’t know who is!

“I am not a homewrecker,” said the reprehensible tattoo model. “I don’t believe I destroyed their marriage. Jesse destroyed his marriage. My message to Jesse would be, ‘If you were honest to me up front…we wouldn’t be in this situation.’”

Bombshell’s defense is that even though she knew Sandra and Jesse were married, she thought they weren’t together – whatever that means!

“He made it clear, they weren’t together. I believed him,” the whore continued. “I did have a little bit of my suspicions. I’d mention things to him like, ‘Let’s go on a ride or out to dinner’ and he said, ‘I can’t really do that.’”

And she thinks that his attempt at rehab is nothing but a ploy!

McGee added, “I don’t know what’s going through his head … I was really shocked he went to sex rehab. It was a bogus move, I think [rehab] is an easy thing for celebrities that cheat on their wives.”

Michelle received $30,000 from the tabloid from breaking her story, yet she reveals that it’s hard being “the most hated person in America” and that “it’s easy to target someone who looks different.” Although she somehow agrees that she did the “right thing!”

WTF?!

“I’m sorry this all happened,” she said. “I want to apologize for her hurt and embarrassment. I’m sorry this went public. “I knew I was going to get some kind of backlash—this was America’s sweetheart. [But] I would do it again.”

That was hardly an apology or remorse! Who knew a measly $30,000 could buy moral ambiguity?!

Disney Developing A Wizard Of Oz Prequel

I would watch it but nothing will be as good as the original! 

 http://perezhilton.com/2010-04-16-disney-developing-a-wizard-of-oz-prequel

Disney Developing A Wizard Of Oz Prequel

We actually like the sound of this!

Sources tell PerezHilton.com exclusively that Disney is developing a prequel to The Wizard of Oz and they’re hoping to snag Johnny Depp or Robert Downey, Jr. in the role of The Wizard!

As for a director, Disney likes Baz Luhrmann!

That could be epic — but would that mean we’d get stuck watching Nicole Kidman as Glinda the Good Witch?

We wonder if it will be based on Wicked or if the script is a new interpretation?

The Situation Doubted Reality Stardom! Filed For Unemployment!

Wow has things changed for him!!

http://perezhilton.com/2010-04-18-the-situation-doubted-reality-stardom-filed-for-unemployment

The Situation Doubted Reality Stardom! Filed For Unemployment!

Jersey Shore may have been the biggest hit to come out of MTV in quite some time, but even the stars of the show never saw it coming.

It seems The Situation just didn’t have faith in his career as a reality star!

Right after filming Jersey Shore in October, he filed for unemployment! The state sent a Request for Separation Information form to the Florida restaurant where The Situation was last employed to make sure he was in fact terminated.

Although when the show premiered in December, his life changed and now the man with the fugly face and hawt abs is making $10,000 an episode.

Damn. How ’bout that situation!

[Image via Johnny Louis/WENN.]

Kim Kardashian Caught Kissing Sexy Portuguese Soccer Stud

I wish I could have rebounded with him! He is so beautiful lol and they actually make a cute couple!

http://www.usmagazine.com/healthylifestyle/news/kim-kardashian-having-fun-with-spanish-soccer-stud-2010164

Kim Kardashian Caught Kissing Sexy Portuguese Soccer Stud

Newly single Kim Kardashian and hunky Portuguese soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo recently hooked up in Madrid, Spain, a Kardashian pal confirms to UsMagazine.com.

On Monday, Kardashian 29, had a romantic lunch with Real Madrid star Ronaldo, 25, at eatery La Dorado. An onlooker at the restaurant observed the pair “kissing” and being “very affectionate.”

Paparazzi shots show each leaving La Dorado separately. The pair then traveled in separate cars back to Ronaldo’s mansion, where the reality star stayed for several hours.

A Kardashian pal explains that Kardashian and Ronaldo recently met in L.A.; when the athlete heard that Kardashian was in his home city (she watched his team play at a Saturday night game), they decided to meet up.

So far, the hot new couple are “just having fun.” Kardashian is “taking her time,” the pal says. “They both travel a lot, so it’s easy for them to see each other.” Last June, Ronaldo signed a six-year, 80-million euro ($132 million) deal with Real Madrid — reportedly making him the world’s highest-paid soccer player.

Kardashian and New Orleans Saints player Reggie Bush, 25, ended their on-and-off relationship of nearly three years last month. “Sometimes loving each other isn’t enough,” a source explained to Us Weekly. “They wanted different things.”

Runway beauty: Spring 2010 beauty trends

This is a great way to switch up a smokey eye!

http://www.ellecanada.com/beauty/runway-beauty-spring-2010-beauty-trends/s/3527/

Runway beauty: Spring 2010 beauty trends

Lilac eyeshadow takes the smoky eye from dramatic to delicate.

Tiger & Jesse ‘Mistresses’ Get Reality TV Offer

This is just ridiculous and I will not be watching this show!

http://www.tmz.com/2010/04/16/michelle-mcgee-jamie-jungers-tiger-woods-jesse-james-reality-show-cheaters/

Tiger & Jesse ‘Mistresses’ Get Reality TV Offer

TMZ has learned a new reality show is in the works that would be hosted by Michelle “Bombshell” McGee and Jamie Jungers — and according to the creator, it’s all about celebrities who cheat on their loved ones.
Jesse James‘ alleged mistress #1 and Tiger Woods‘ #we-lost-count would front a show called “Celebrity Cheaters,” which is currently being shopped around town. The show was created by Bobby Goldstein, who created the original “Cheaters” — and would, according to the pitch, try and “catch celebrity cheaters with their pants down.”

Ironically, we’re told McGee once applied to be on “Cheaters” to try to trap an ex. She was denied.

The show hasn’t found a home yet — but Goldstein says McGee and Jungers have both agreed to do it, though nothing has been signed yet.

Your Daily Horoscope

IF TODAY IS YOUR BIRTHDAY

You may be tempted to join the herd and do as everyone else is doing but your birthday chart urges you to be an individual, not just another face in the crowd. Progress only ever comes from inspired individuals.

ARIES (March 21 – April 20):

Ignore what others say cannot be done. If you believe in your own abilities you can do anything you please. Push yourself hard over the next 24 hours and the rest of the week will be a breeze.

TAURUS (April 21 – May 21):

Try to measure what you achieve today in terms of what you have learned rather than what you have gained financially or professionally. There is more than one way to be rich. Feed your mind as well as your wallet.

GEMINI (May 22 – June 21):

Some people may be difficult to deal with as the new week begins but if you show you mean business right from the start they will come round to your way of thinking sooner rather than later. Always act tough.

CANCER (June 22 – July 23):

You have done far too much looking back of late. Your task for the coming week is to look ahead and start planning all the wonderful things you are going to do with your life. Stop dreaming and start being.

LEO (July 24 – Aug. 23):

If your instincts tell you to avoid some kind of get-rich-quick scheme you would be wise to listen to them. Others may have all the sales talk but it is your money they will be risking, not their own.

VIRGO (Aug. 24 – Sept. 23):

There are changes in the air and a number of things you have grown used to over the years are about to be taken away from you or transformed in some way. Le them go. You have nothing to fear.

LIBRA (Sept. 24 – Oct. 23):

You may have strong opinions on certain topics but before you get involved in some kind of political or social argument you would be wise to check that the facts back up your viewpoint. If they don’t, you’ll look silly.

SCORPIO (Oct. 24 – Nov. 22):

You will be in one of your impulsive moods as the new week gets under way and there is every chance that you will do something others consider to be outrageous. Good. You don’t want to be predictable.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23 – Dec. 21):

If you value your independence you must make an effort to defend your interests. You are not the type to take orders for long – sooner or later you will rebel – but why let it get that far in the first place?

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 – Jan. 20):

Venus, planet of relationships, remains in your fellow Earth sign of Taurus only until the end of this week, so make the most of it. You can charm the birds from the trees if you put your mind to it.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 21 – Feb. 19):

You must not give other people the impression that you can be easily influenced or manipulated. You may want a quiet life but that does not mean you can just give in on every issue. Make a stand today.

PISCES (Feb. 20 – Mar. 20):

A friend’s words may be jumbled and hard to make sense of but according to the planets they have an important message for you and it is in your interests to find out what it is. You may need an interpreter.

Bombshell Claims She Isn’t A Homewrecker!

Once you she started to have suspicions she should of stopped the relationship!

http://perezhilton.com/2010-04-16-bombshell-claims-she-isnt-a-homewrecker

Bombshell Claims She Isn’t A Homewrecker!

If Michelle “Bombshell” McGee isn’t a homewrecker, we don’t know who is!

“I am not a homewrecker,” said the reprehensible tattoo model. “I don’t believe I destroyed their marriage. Jesse destroyed his marriage. My message to Jesse would be, ‘If you were honest to me up front…we wouldn’t be in this situation.’”

Bombshell’s defense is that even though she knew Sandra and Jesse were married, she thought they weren’t together – whatever that means!

“He made it clear, they weren’t together. I believed him,” the whore continued. “I did have a little bit of my suspicions. I’d mention things to him like, ‘Let’s go on a ride or out to dinner’ and he said, ‘I can’t really do that.’”

And she thinks that his attempt at rehab is nothing but a ploy!

McGee added, “I don’t know what’s going through his head … I was really shocked he went to sex rehab. It was a bogus move, I think [rehab] is an easy thing for celebrities that cheat on their wives.”

Michelle received $30,000 from the tabloid from breaking her story, yet she reveals that it’s hard being “the most hated person in America” and that “it’s easy to target someone who looks different.” Although she somehow agrees that she did the “right thing!”

WTF?!

“I’m sorry this all happened,” she said. “I want to apologize for her hurt and embarrassment. I’m sorry this went public. “I knew I was going to get some kind of backlash—this was America’s sweetheart. [But] I would do it again.”

That was hardly an apology or remorse! Who knew a measly $30,000 could buy moral ambiguity?!


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