Michael Lohan Brings Cops to Lindsay’s House

I think his way of helping her just adds more drama to her life!

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20363312,00.html

Michael Lohan Brings Cops to Lindsay’s House

By Brian Orloff

Michael Lohan paid a visit to daughter Lindsay Lohan‘s house in L.A. Thursday – and he wasn’t alone: He brought the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department to check on his younger daughter, Ali, 16, who is staying with her sister.

After officers inspected the house and interviewed Ali, they left her with her older sister.

“I went to the police department concerned about Ali’s welfare,” Michael Lohan told Hollyscoop.com. “I wanted to check on Ali. I want to make sure she’s okay. She’s 16 and she doesn’t belong there. She’s a minor.”

Of the incident, Sheriff’s Department spokeswoman Nicole Nishida says: “Michael Lohan called the West Hollywood Sheriff’s and was concerned about the welfare of his [teen] daughter who was with Lindsay Lohan – I don’t know if they were living together. Sheriff’s deputies went out to Lindsay Lohan’s apartment and were given access by Lindsay Lohan and determined that for the [teen] as well as for Lindsay, there was no danger at all. A report was taken and that was it.

Michael told TMZ.com that once inside Lindsay’s apartment, he spoke to his daughter, Ali, who told him “I’m fine, daddy, I’m fine.”

The visit was definitely not welcome by Lindsay, who Tweeted, “I have no choice but to make this public, due to my sister’s safety, as well as my own. My ex-dad just WALKED INTO MY APT like the devil’s advocate with officers.”

Lohan continued in more frenzied Tweets: “He has NEVER paid child support, and is marrying a tabloid writer and can barely spell his own name due to his “brain” that has been ruined due to HIS drug use. when will it ever end… it’s been going on my whole life with him-hasn’t he caused enough pain?… thank g-d for my mommy… w/out her, i wouldn’t even know myself.”

But Michael tells Hollyscoop that he’s concerned Lindsay has been taking her younger sister out partying with her.

“Ali is being exposed to nightlife and the people Lindsay is surrounding herself with,” he said, noting that he wants to meet with his daughter’s attorneys to discuss becoming Lindsay’s conservator.

“[Lindsay] needs help,” said Michael, “and I won’t stop until she gets it.”

TMZ.com first reported the news.

Simon Cowell Voted #1 Celebrity Women Shouldn’t Sleep With, But Would!

None of these guys do it for me lol!

http://perezhilton.com/2010-04-22-simon-cowell-voted-1-celebrity-women-shouldnt-sleep-with-but-would

Simon Cowell Voted #1 Celebrity Women Shouldn’t Sleep With, But Would!

We would, too!

Simon Cowell made the top spot on the list of celebrities women would sleep with even though they feel that they shouldn’t!

Apparently more than half the women surveyed are turned on by his power.

Seksi!

Others making the list including Gordon Ramsay, Barack Obama, Ricky Gervais and Justin Bieber!

Into the jailbait, are we ladies?! Scandalous!

[Image via WENN.]

Dancing With The Homewreckers?!

I wouldn’t support her on Dancing with the Stars or watch her TV show if it was picked up!

http://perezhilton.com/2010-04-22-dancing-with-the-homewreckers

Dancing With The Homewreckers?!

Since when is she a star?!

Tiger Woods‘ mistress Rachel Uchitel is rumored to be training for a spot on the next season of Dancing With The Stars at the Delgado Dance Studios in Las Vegas.

Owner Tony Delgado said he is instructing Rachel, but he couldn’t confirm it was for DWTS. Delgado worked with Floyd Mayweather, Jr., Penn Jillette and Holly Madison before they apeared on the show. Rachel was referred to Delgado by Mario Lopez who was the runner-up in the third season!

Delgado says of Rachel:

She’s normal and down to earth. She’s really passionate about dancing. I told her I don’t want this to be a publicity thing. I told her she had to take me serious or I’d have given her to another instructor. She’s very dedicated.”

It’s always a publicity thing with Rachel! And we certainly don’t want to see her skanky ass twirling about the dance floor!

What do U think?

[Image via JDH / JCP / WENN.]

Jon Gosselin, Hard Up For Cash!

If he was smart he wouldn’t have blown all of his money on his much younger girl friends, he should have put some of it away for a rainy day. He only has himself to blame!

http://perezhilton.com/2010-04-22-jon-gosselin-hard-up-for-cash

Jon Gosselin, Hard Up For Cash!

Jon Gosselin, today is not your day!

Not that any are!

The douche-tastic, deadbeat dad is apparently so broke that he’s resorted to picking up a wealthy cougars and selling his car to make ends meet!

An insider says:

“He has a new forty-something Washington, D.C., love interest. She’s rich — and he’s hoping to have her back one of his projects. He has been lobbying TLC to get a show of his own. It’s killing him that Kate is having all of this success. Jon is selling his BMW to raise cash until he gets a job. He’s hoping to get $25,000 for it.”

HA. Even if he gets that much for his car, he’s going to have to hand it right over to Kate for his backed child support payments!

And lord knows the minute that ‘love interest’ sees him with his pants down she is going to be DONE with him!

How about you make money like everyone else?? You know, by working??

DOUCHE.

[Image via WENN.]

Sex And The City Wants To Get You Drunk!

Lol I will be picking up a bottle!

http://perezhilton.com/2010-04-22-sex-and-the-city-wants-to-get-you-drunk

Sex And The City Wants To Get You Drunk!

What a genius marketing idea!

Costume designer Patricia Field has partnered up with Skyy Vodka to promote the upcoming Sex and the City 2 by designing the first themed bottle in Skyy’s history in the film’s honor!

Select establishments will even carry “limited edition fashion and cocktail accessories” designed by Pat. We wonder what those will be!

Either way we imagine they will be fabulous — especially after throwing back a few shots!

Spring 2010 trends: Underwear as outerwear

I think there is going to be a lot of hit or misses with this trend.

http://www.fashionmagazine.com/fashion-file/slideshowarticle/1187/

Spring 2010 trends: Underwear as outerwear

Intimate apparel gets serious exposure as bras, briefs and bodysuits are outed and become the foundations for the season.

Carrie Underwood NEVER Goes Out To Eat!

Wow she has a lot of self control!! I love eating out its one of my favourite things to do!

http://perezhilton.com/2010-04-22-carrie-underwood-never-goes-out-to-eat

Carrie Underwood NEVER Goes Out To Eat!

It shows in her slim figure!

Carrie Underwood revealed her secret to staying thin while on the road:

“I think the hardest thing about what I do is eating [healthy] because we’re all over the place. It’s fast food, there’s aftershow food, you get pizza, whatever.I don’t do that. I don’t eat out ever.”

“Every once in a while I have a day off and I might go to a restaurant — but no aftershow food and I keep my fridge stocked. It’s all about making a conscious effort. I don’t do anything crazy, but I definitely try to take care of myself.”

You go, girl — but we think it’s okay to indulge once in awhile!

[Image via Nikki Nelson / WENN.]

Jersey Shore Cast Getting The Ax???

I hope they don’t replace them because Jersey Shore won’t be the same! All of them make the show!

http://perezhilton.com/2010-04-23-jersey-shore-cast-getting-the-ax

Jersey Shore Cast Getting The Ax???

Ay! Oh! What gives!?

Word on the boardwalk is that this may be the last fist pumping season for some of the Jersey Shore cast members.

A juiced up source says Ronnie, Sammi Sweetheart, Jwoww and Vinny may be replaced. The source blabbed “Pauly D already has a contract for season three and Snooki and The Situation will stay. The other could be replaced with even more outrageous characters.”

We’re guessing the trash bag totting one is included too, but since no one really gives a shit about her it’s understandable why the source didn’t mention her.

But before you all go breaking into roid rage, an MTV rep was quick to deny the rumor.

Thoughts???

[Image courtesy of MTV.]

Your Daily Horoscope

IF TODAY IS YOUR BIRTHDAY

No matter how much pressure you find yourself under over the coming year there will always be people close at hand who you can turn to for advice and assistance. There are some big hearts out there, and some of them beat especially for you.

ARIES (March 21 – April 20):

A money-making scheme may look attractive but don’t be tempted. There is only one way your financial position will improve and that is through hard work and self-discipline. Boring, maybe, but essential.

TAURUS (April 21 – May 21):

Life is not a zero sum game: other people don’t have to lose so that you can win. Keep that thought in mind today and apply it when you find yourself in a competitive situation. Why not co-operate instead?

GEMINI (May 22 – June 21):

Don’t worry that partners and loved ones won’t understand your need to spend some time by yourself. What matters is that you unwind mentally and emotionally, and you can’t do that where it is noisy and chaotic.

CANCER (June 22 – July 23):

You are advised not to make any major plans today or over the weekend. Trust that the powers that shape your life will guide you in the right direction. Go with the flow. You’ll get where you most need to be.

LEO (July 24 – Aug. 23):

An authority figure will either stop you doing what you want to do or make you do what you don’t want to do. It might be a pain but don’t get annoyed. Let it happen. You’ll make up for it later on.

VIRGO (Aug. 24 – Sept. 23):

This is a fortunate time of year for you and although you might not quite believe that yet you will start to believe it over the next few days. Don’t sit at home doing nothing. You need to be on the move.

LIBRA (Sept. 24 – Oct. 23):

Someone you work alongside is watching you closely, hoping that you will slip up so they can point out your mistake and look good at your expense. They’ll have a long wait. You’ll do everything perfectly today.

SCORPIO (Oct. 24 – Nov. 22):

Why can’t you take what others tell you at face value? Is it because your instincts warn they are being less than truthful? Or is it that you just don’t want to be told? Either way, you’re not in the mood for advice.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23 – Dec. 21):

You may have no intention of backing down in some kind of dispute, but neither does your opponent and the most likely outcome is a stalemate. The sooner you agree to disagree the better. You’re just wasting your energy.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 – Jan. 20):

You may want to get on in the world but today it might be wise to keep a low profile. The less that potential rivals know about you the easier it will be to put one over on them early next week.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 21 – Feb. 19):

There is no such thing as a free lunch and anyone who tells you a different story is not to be trusted. You can afford to be generous but you cannot afford to be stupid. There’s more than just money at stake.

PISCES (Feb. 20 – Mar. 20):

You will be reminded today of something you said a long time ago and chances are you won’t feel too happy about it. Don’t try to defend the indefensible. If you got it wrong then you must admit it now.