Lindsay Lohan: ‘I Don’t Do Drugs’

What a terrible excuse, I mean you’re caught so just own up to it!

http://www.tmz.com/2010/06/02/lindsay-lohan-drugs-alcohol-dui-cocaine-urine-test-set-up-chase-promises-malibu/

Lindsay Lohan: ‘I Don’t Do Drugs’

Lindsay Lohan boldly proclaimed in 2007, “I don’t do drugs” … even though her urine told a very different story.

TMZ has obtained a statement Lindsay wrote in connection with her 2007 arrest for driving under the influence of drugs and alcohol, following a wild chase on Pacific Coast Highway.

As we just reported, according to the police report, Lindsay’s urine showed the presence of cocaine.

And cops say they found a small amount of cocaine in Lindsay’s pants pocket, but Lindsay had an explanation for the police:  “I am wearing a pair of borrowed jeans from a friend/assistant … She wore a pair of my jeans …” 

Lindsay also said, “I am sober.  Promises in Malibu, CA, I left 2 wks ago or so & completed my stay & am & will continue to be drug free.”

And Lindsay goes on:  “[the assistant] and her boyfriend currently use & may have set me up.”

Lindsay ends her statement with these words, “I don’t do drugs.  Thank you God bless.”

Cops: We Spilled Lindsay’s Cocaine on the Floor

Oh Lindsay!!

http://www.tmz.com/2010/06/02/cops-lindsay-lohan-cocaine-police-report-santa-monica-coke-blow-dui-blood-alcohol-level-drugs-booze/

Cops: We Spilled Lindsay’s Cocaine on the Floor

Lindsay Lohan was carrying at least half a gram of cocaine in her pocket when she was hauled to jail in 2007 — but right after cops found the blow, they dropped a bunch of it all over the floor … this according to a police report obtained by TMZ.

The report was filed by the Santa Monica PD after Lindsay was arrested for her wild, boozed-up ride through Malibu … and taken to a Santa Monica jail.

When she arrived at the clink, cops searched Lohan and found a “paper bindle” in her right rear pant pocket that contained “an off-white powdery substance” that was later determined to be cocaine.

As the bindle was being passed from one officer to another, one cop claims he “observed a large portion of the substance fall from the bindle and land on the floor.”

In addition to the coke discovery, the report also explains that Lohan was given two breath tests — and her blood alcohol level was measured at .12 and .13, respectively.

Lohan eventually pled no contest to two counts of DUI and entered a guilty plea to two counts of being under the influence of a controlled substance.

Your Daily Horoscope

IF TODAY IS YOUR BIRTHDAY

There is something you would like to do but are reluctant to get started because you fear that others might not approve. That’s just an excuse and you know it. It’s really your own fear that is holding you back. It’s now or never.

ARIES (March 21 – April 20):

If you have not yet been enticed by a new hobby or interest it is just a matter of time. Cosmic activity in fun areas of your chart means you are on the lookout for new thrills – and you’ll find plenty.

TAURUS (April 21 – May 21):

Something completely unexpected is about to turn your world upside down. You may not be one for surprises but don’t worry: this surprise will be welcome. Good days will soon turn into great days.

GEMINI (May 22 – June 21):

This is a time for action, a time to put what you have learned in recent months to good use. You know what you want and you know how to get it. Now it merely comes down to applying yourself.

CANCER (June 22 – July 23):

Ask for help if you need it. Don’t try to do it all on your own. You have done no end of favours for friends and relatives in the past – now it is time to suggest that they do something for you.

LEO (July 24 – Aug. 23):

Life is never dull when Leo is around and, yes, it seems that others are expecting you to put on a show again. Don’t do it if your heart is not in it. You are an individual, not a performing seal.

VIRGO (Aug. 24 – Sept. 23):

Those who thought they knew you will have to think again as you do something completely unexpected with your life. You are almost ready to spring a huge surprise, but keep your plans secret just a bit longer.

LIBRA (Sept. 24 – Oct. 23):

Something wonderful is about to happen and you will undoubtedly benefit from the experience. It is unlikely to be a material change. More likely it will be a change of outlook, accompanied by a change of heart.

SCORPIO (Oct. 24 – Nov. 22):

You will be asked to do something you don’t like or deal with someone you don’t approve of today. If you are smart you will do it, and to the best of your abilities. Co-operation is the key to success.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23 – Dec. 21):

A friend or family member may deserve to be criticized today but is it necessary? More to the point: will it make things better or worse? This may be one of those occasions when it’s best to just let it go.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 – Jan. 20):

Don’t mess with things you don’t understand. That is always good advice but more so today as you encounter a situation that is alien to you. If you must get involved call in an expert. It will be cheaper in the long-term.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 21 – Feb. 19):

Fate always guides you in the right direction, regardless of how many detours you take along the way. Be comforted by that fact and stop worrying that you got it “wrong”. Ultimately, there is no such thing.

PISCES (Feb. 20 – Mar. 20):

Put yourself in another person’s position and imagine how you look to them. If you can do that you will understand why they seem so reluctant to interact with you. Chances are they are even more sensitive than you!

Japanese commercial for itchy groins

This commerical really made Frankie and I laugh! Who knew so many men had itchy groins lol!

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