Tiger Woods — The $54 Million Mortgage

Wow can you say waste of money, do you really need a house that expensive?!

http://www.tmz.com/2010/08/31/tiger-woods-the-54-million-mortgage-jupiter-island-florida-mansion/

Tiger Woods — The $54 Million Mortgage

With the real estate market still in the crapper … Tiger Woods recently took out a $54.5 million mortgage for the mega-mansion he’s building on Florida’s exclusive Jupiter Island.

TMZ has obtained legal documents filed in Martin County on August 27 — four days after Tiger finalized his divorce from Elin Nordegren — in which he lists himself as a “single man” … possibly for the first time since his marriage ended.

Tiger also agrees to pay back the gargantuan loan by January 15, 2016. So, it seems there’s one group of people counting on Tiger to make a comeback — his lenders.

According to the docs, Tiger’s property spans across three parcels of land … and as we’ve previously reported, the estate will include a tennis court, oxygen therapy room, multiple pools and a state-of-the-art fitness center.

Snooki Confirms She’s Single! Rejoice!

Wow that relationship didn’t last long lol I wonder why!!

http://perezhilton.com/2010-08-31-snooki-confirms-shes-single-rejoice

Snooki Confirms She’s Single! Rejoice!

Thank goodness! We knew she would have enough sense to stay away from this disgusting famewhore!

After our most beloved Snooki Snickers‘ alleged boyfriend, Jeff Miranda, proposed to the Jersey Shore star on the cover of the very dignified and clASSy Steppin’ Out magazine, we were worried that the two had kicked their pickle-spiced relationship up a notch!

Well, thankfully, this is not the case, and clearly, Miranda is not only exceptionally douchey, but also delusional!

Snooki’s rep has released a statement that says:

“Rumors of Nicole’s romantic status have been greatly exaggerated. She is single with no immediate plans to change that.”

PHEW!

Sorry, dumbass! The cat’s out of the bag and Snooki wants nothing to do with you!

Go back to humping on Angelina‘s leg for press! Maybe SHE’LL humor your sorry ass!

Fail!

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

Paris Hilton And Vegas Not On Good Terms

She’ll be back and they will welcome her with open arms!

http://perezhilton.com/2010-08-31-blacklisted-paris-hilton-and-vegas-not-on-good-terms

Blacklisted! Paris Hilton And Vegas Not On Good Terms

Looks like her VIP status may have been taken away along with the cocaine in her “friend’s purse”.

After Paris Hilton’s drug-related arrest, it looks like she may not be as sought after in Vegas clubs as she so recently was. Here’s what a club owner had to say about it:

“Because Vegas nightclubs are under so much scrutiny right now, I don’t know how welcome she would be. Considering she’s busted for cocaine, people might assume that she’s going to the club either to use coke or she’s already on coke, and no club wants to be associated with that.”

More from another former club exec:

“A club would never be allowed to book Paris for an appearance right now. A club would want to book her because of the press it would generate right now, but it would never happen because no one wants to jeopardize gaming licensing or liquor licensing.”

Apparently, Paris would still be allowed to partake in Las Vegas nightlife, but she wouldn’t get paid to make appearances, and her bag would have to be checked before entering any clubs.

At least she’s not completely banned!

[Image via WENN.]

GaGa Tweet Upsets Canadian City Officials!

I would have reacted the same way as Lady Gaga it’s funny and you know she didn’t mean to upset anyone!

http://perezhilton.com/2010-08-31-gaga-tweet-upsets-canadian-city-officials

GaGa Tweet Upsets Canadian City Officials!

We LOVE it!

A few nights ago, Lady GaGa made a bit of stir after her performance in Edmonton, Canadialand when she tweeted this photo (above) of an Oil Country sign with a HIGHlariously key letter missing – along with the message “holy mother of laughter.”

However, city officials are now displeased with the pop star because they think she has soiled the city’s image!

Mayor Stephen Mandel says:

“Some things are disgusting and you shouldn’t have to say they’re disgusting. I think it demeans them more than anything else.”

And reportedly local TV stations won’t air the pic!

Ha! Too bad it’s plastered all over the internet for the world to see!

We personally don’t see what the big deal is! What happened to the HIGHlarity of wordplay, people?!

We’re sure she didn’t mean for anyone to take it personally!

What do U think?? Was GaGaloo out of line??

Lindsay Lohan Admits ‘I Was Irresponsible’

Wow she could be really growing up and learning from her mistakes, hopefully this sticks.

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20417304,00.html

Lindsay Lohan Admits ‘I Was Irresponsible’

By Stephen M. Silverman

Lindsay Lohan

Her youth, her absent father and her own poor choice of role models led Lindsay Lohan astray, the actress admits in a revealing interview conducted last month, shortly before she began to serve her jail term and stint in treatment.

“I was irresponsible. And I’m not making excuses,” Lohan says, according to USA Today and the New York Post, quoting the 24-year-old from a new cover story in Vanity Fair.

In what she now considers “scary and sad,” Lohan says part of her problem was that the tabloids were her single news source: “I would look up to those girls … the Britneys and whatever. And I would be like, I want to be like that.”

Now, though, her clubbing days are over. “I see where that’s gotten me now,” she says, “and I don’t like it.”

Fall 2010 boots: The wedge

I’m happy to see the return of the wedge this fall. I find wedge’s so comfortable even when they are sky high because they give you that extra support!

Press on the link to see more styles of wedge’s.

http://www.fashionmagazine.com/fashion-file/slideshowarticle/1356/

Fall 2010 boots: The wedge

Show your edgy side with chunky soles that are high on style

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Photography: Items by Carlo Mendoza (styling by Breanna Gow for judyinc.com); runway by Peter Stigter

Dancing Merengue Dog

Haha there’s teaching your pet tricks but there is also teaching them how to dance lol! This Dancing Merengue Dog is better than some humans lol! Check out his dance moves!

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Your Daily Horoscope

IF TODAY IS YOUR BIRTHDAY:

Make a break with the past, and make it a big one. For some time now you have been toying with the idea of moving on and, hopefully, moving up. Stop toying and start doing. Only you can make it happen.

ARIES (March 21 – April 20):

 

Let the romantic side of your nature shine through today. With Venus, planet of love, moving through the relationship area of your chart you need the warmth of human companionship – and you’ll get as much as you can handle.

 

 

TAURUS (April 21 – May 21):

 

It may annoy you that you cannot solve a problem on your own but even a Taurus needs help once in a while and you clearly need it now. Ask for assistance today – and don’t think less of yourself for it.

 

 

GEMINI (May 22 – June 21):

 

You have been working so hard of late that you have been neglecting the fun side of life, and that just won’t do. Cosmic activity in the sympathetic sign of Libra will bring a great deal of pleasure today.

 

 

CANCER (June 22 – July 23):

 

Your most important objectives will only be reached if you are prepared to meet others halfway. That applies to every area of your life but especially to family affairs. You’ve got to give some to get some.

 

 

LEO (July 24 – Aug. 23):

 

You will make an important decision based purely on emotion today, but that’s okay because it will be the right decision. In fact, the more you act on impulse the more you will enjoy the next 24 hours.

 

 

 

VIRGO (Aug. 24 – Sept. 23):

 

Allow yourself to calm down and recover from all the recent chaos and confusion. What happened was not that serious anyway, so there is really no reason to get uptight about it. Find ways to relax and unwind.

 

 

LIBRA (Sept. 24 – Oct. 23):

 

With both Venus and Mars moving through your sign you will take your pleasures where you find them. Forget about what others say you should be doing and indulge your feelings and fantasies. Life is meant to be enjoyed.

 

 

SCORPIO (Oct. 24 – Nov. 22):

 

Usually you can be trusted to think rationally and not get carried away by your feelings, but cosmic activity in the most sensitive area of your chart makes that less likely today. But what of it? You’re only human after all.

 

 

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23 – Dec. 21):

 

Stick to what you do best and do it only with those who share your aims and ambitions. There is no law, cosmic or otherwise, that says you should do what you don’t want to do just to please other people.

 

 

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 – Jan. 20):

 

You will find yourself up against someone who is needlessly assertive, maybe even aggressive, today, but if you smile sweetly and refuse to get rattled there is nothing they can do to hurt you. Stay in control.

 

 

AQUARIUS (Jan. 21 – Feb. 19):

 

You’ve had more than your share of ups and downs of late and there may be a few more before the week is over, but the truth is you’re quite enjoying the ride. What fun would life be without a little adventure.

 

 

PISCES (Feb. 20 – Mar. 20):

 

This is neither the right time nor the right place to get upset about your cash flow situation. Money may be tight at the moment but you don’t have to deny yourself the good things in life. Not all of them anyway.