Madonna’s Birthday Present

Madonna’s a BOSS!

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Songstress Madonna was spotted in New York State hanging out her 24yr old boyfriend and french dancer, Brahim Zaibat. Also present with the couple were Madonna’s adopted children, david and Mercy. The couple started dating September last year, split in May and are back together again. On dating Madonna, Brahim has this to say:

‘She’d just a woman like all the others. She’s an extraordinary artist and world famous, of course, but a woman above all.’

Madonna has been divorced twice and also dated another 24yr old, Brazillian model, Jesus Luz before meeting Brahim. She is 8yrs older than his mother.

http://naijapidginenglish.com/?p=5560

Kardashian’s Bag a Rip-off?

This definitely looks like a rip off to me!

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Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe Kardashian are a bunch of purse-stealing fakers — at least according to a handbag designer, who claims the new Kardashian Kollection knocked off one of her signature bags.

Designer Monica Botkier fired off a cease and desist letter on Thursday to Sears – the retailer currently hocking the Kardashian line — insisting the $94 faux leather bag inarguably resembles her $600 Trigger Clyde Satchel.

According to Women’s Wear Daily, Sears promptly pulled the KK bag from its website.

http://www.tmz.com/2011/08/16/kardashian-kollection-handbag-sears-kim-khloe-kourtney-designer-monica-botkier-cease-and-desist-letter/#.Tkq_uGEU4rU

Jessica Simpson Not Pregnant!

It was rumoured, but they’re now debunked!

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

So, Jessica Simpson is definitely not pregnant. We know that FOR SURE, because last night, at the Adele concert, we personally witnessed her put more than one drink away during the show.

Okay, let’s rephrase that: SHE WAS DRIZUNK!

Lots of drunken swaying and singing and falling; she had herself a real good time!

She was with her fiancee and while they might be planning a wedding, they are certainly not expecting an addition to their family.

Drink up, gurl!

http://perezhilton.com/2011-08-16-sighting-jessica-simpson-drinking-adele-concert

“Loungerie” for Little Girls – Start the Controversy!

Two words… UH OH!

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And we thought Abercrombie & Fitch‘s padded bikinis were bad!

French lingerie company Jours Après Lunes is taking the sexualization of young girls to a new low by creating a line of “loungerie” for girls ages 4 to 12.

The idea may sound innocent at first, but once you see the photos on their website it quickly changes to disturbing.

They almost make 10 year old Thylane Lena-Rose Blondeau‘s pictures in Vogue look tame.

http://cocoperez.com/2011-08-16-jours-apres-lunes-loungerie-for-girls-4-to-12/?from=PH

A Name For A Guy’s Junk

I don’t have a name for mine. *cough* KRULL THE WARRIOR KING *cough* JUST KIDDING! I don’t have a name… I’ll say it again! :p -Amateur Alex

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Our article on the gross things guys say was such a hit, it got us thinking about our weird things men do…like name their junk for starters. And then this book on the topic , aptly named The Penis Name Book, arrived in the mail. We took it as a sign we were onto something. So we asked the authors and real guys to share with us some of their dicknames, er, nicknames. What does your guy call his?

Beaver Cleaver

Meat Thermometer

One-Eyed Monster

Energizer Bunny

Boomerang

Magic Stick

Lincoln Log

Anaconda

The Trouser Snake

Pipecleaner

Seabiscuit

The Pleasure Pump

Man’s Best Friend

The Dicktator

Third Leg of the Tripod

Pinnochio

Read more: Slang Words for Penis – Funny Nicknames for Penis – Cosmopolitan

Is George Clooney In Too Deep?

George may be in too deep. If he doesn’t feel the same way it sounds like Stacy will be CRUSHED!

[Image via Apega/FayesVision/WENN.]

We’re not gonna lie. We’re a little surprised to see this has lasted longer than a week!

Stacy Keibler has been the latest rumored sexpot in George Clooney‘s bed, but everyone thought it was just a fling.

But apparently, it’s just a longer fling not!

According to reports, the two have recently been spending a lot of time together with him taking her to London, Italy, and right back to his home here in El Lay!

All of this whirlwind passion has Stacy so induced in infatuation, she’s even taken her feelings to Twitter:

Life really could not be any better, I’m smiling all day long.

RT @deepakchopra Love never forces. Love is intelligent and brings only what you need.

I am the luckiest girl in the world!!!!

When u know, u just know….

If we were George’s lovething, we’d be giddy too, but knowing the playboy, we definitely wouldn’t be tweeting about it.

Gurl, tone it down!

We all know what happened to Elisabetta Canalis when she opened her mouth!

http://perezhilton.com/2011-08-16-george-clooney-and-stacy-keibler-heat-up-their-romance

Here Comes Jon Gosselin With His Two Cents!

A comment from him was inevitable, but I agree with him. I still think the show was a big reason that they are not together now.

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We knew as soon as this story broke he would come weaseling out of his hole and make an encore appearance before fading into a distant memory.

Alright, Jon Gosselin. This is it – your last moment to be relevant. What do you have to say for yourself?

Jon admits that he is “very relieved” that his ex-wife’s show, Kate Plus 8, was canceled yesterday, claiming he’s glad his children will be kept away from the spotlight. He explained:

“I hope they can have more private family moments. I hope that this will bring more privacy to my children and that they can get the proper attention they need for any personal issues they might have in the future.”

Any personal issues they have the in future will have more to do with their parents behavior on television that actually being on television. We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again – from what we’ve seen, the camera never really looked like they disrupt the kids lives. To them, it was just like having a pushy relative film your birthday parties and vacations. We never saw them put in situations where they felt violated by the cameras and say what you will about Kate Gosselin, we don’t think she would allow that on her watch. She’s too anal!

But we agree with Jon, as unlikely as that sounds. It is time for this family to rebuild a little bit and to do it in private. The kids are growing up fast and these formative years don’t need to be on display. Audiences had their time with the Gosselins; now the Gosselins should have time with each other.

http://perezhilton.com/2011-08-16-jon-gosselin-relieved-his-kids-will-no-longer-be-tv

Rage Page: Embellished Aviators

Aviators are the only sunglasses I wear! Love ‘em!

Image via Pacific Coast News; Flynet; Isaac V./Broadimage

A big accessory that has caught the eyes of a lot of celebrities in hollywood is the… EMBELLISHED AVIATORS

Embellished Aviators – what you want to look for is a decorative bar to a jeweled accent.

Miley Cyrus, Fergie and Hilary Duff have all been spotted with this trend.

http://www.peoplestylewatch.com/people/stylewatch/gallery/0,,20049306,00.html#21001162

Ashton Kutcher’s Trailer! What?!

I would be a little embarrassed to have a trailer like this. It’s unheard of for someone who is not even making a million a year to have this. Charlie Sheen didn’t have a trailer as ridiculous as this and he made way more money on the show than Ashton is going to!

 

Image via Perez Hilton

The trailer is a two story, 53-foot-long “mobile estate” — which features seven 60-inch 3D plasma screens — It reportedly costs about $9,000 a week and is 1,100 square feet.

It also includes two bathrooms, a kitchen with granite countertops and a conference area.

The name for this behemoth ‘Baby Girl’.

It doesn’t matter whether or not Ashton Kutcher was able to match Charlie Sheen‘s $20 mil an episode on Two and a Half Men.

He gets this thing while he films!

http://perezhilton.com/2011-08-16-ashton-kutcher-amazing-mobile-estate-trailer-for-two-and-a-half-men

Morning BOUNCE Buzz

Former commissionaire with Halifax Harbour Bridges, 64 year old Dean Alison Porter, will stand trial next month on a charge of sexual assault.
He was working on foot at the MacKay Bridge’s toll plaza in Dartmouth back in March when Someone allegedly leaned inside a car window and kissed a female driver on the lips.
The 30-year-old Halifax woman filed a complaint with police.
He pleaded not guilty and a trial has been set for Sept.

And so far this year Halifax-area police have investigated 13 homicides

Showers ending this morning then clearing – High 24

Clear tonight – Low 13

Tomorrow – Sunny – High 24