Simon Was Misquoted

Simon Cowell Says He was Misquoted . . . He Never Called Lady Gaga and Beyonce Boring

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Yesterday, a quote was circling around from SIMON COWELL, where he said, “If you only ever heard Lady Gaga, she’s the most boring singer in the world. You’ve got to see her . . . you need TV. Same with Beyoncé. Or Katy Perry.”

–Well . . . Simon says he was MISQUOTED. His rep says, quote, “This was completely misreported. It’s the complete opposite, in fact.

–”Simon is a massive fan of both [Gaga and Beyoncé] and he always refers to them amongst the artists he most admires. He thinks they are two of the most interesting, talented and relevant artists today.”

…And the Mistress Wants Money

Ashton Kutcher’s Alleged Mistress Wants Money

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–The word is she’s been shopping her story to various media outlets. She’s looking for $250,000, but nobody’s willing to pay that much. In the meantime, she has reached out to Ashton’s people looking for a payoff to keep her from talking.

Ashton’s Mistress?

Ashton Kutcher May Have Been Photographed with His Alleged Mistress in June

Photos surfaced yesterday of ASHTON KUTCHER with someone who looks a lot like SARA LEAL . . . .the woman he allegedly had sex with last weekend. But the photos were taken in JUNE.

 

 

Holly Madison Insures Fake Chest

Holly Madison Has Insured Her Fake Chest for $1 Million

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Former “Playboy” skank HOLLY MADISON has insured her fake boobs for $1 MILLION.

–She says, quote, “I’ve heard about people getting body parts insured and I thought, why not? Because if anything happened to my boobs, I’d be out for a few months and I’d probably be out a million dollars. I thought I’d cover my assets.”

Mail Carrier Afraid of Spider Webs

A spider web – and a skittish mail carrier prevented a Dartmouth, N.S., man from getting his mail for more than a week.

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Kevin Keating noticed his letters had stopped coming after a few days, but received no notice from Canada Post.

“We just thought the mail was being stolen,” he said Wednesday.

Keating made multiple phone inquiries about his lack of letters, but it took eight days for him to learn the reason for the stoppage.

A carrier delivered a handwritten note on the back of a letter explaining simply, “Spider webs,” followed by the date.

Keating then learned his regular postal worker would not cross the path to his front door because there was a spider web across it.

‘What’s next, ants?’

Keating rarely uses that walkway to his front door and so had not noticed the web. He brushed it down when he got the note and his mail service has resumed.

Keating was not impressed by the delivery drought. “Yes, there was a spider. Is that a reason for not delivering my mail? What’s next, ants?

“I just want another letter carrier. I just want my mail.”

Keating has since gotten into the Halloween spirit early by erecting a large plastic spider above his mail box.

“My daughter, who is 12, she had a spider in her play house, so I thought since it’s Halloween, I’d put it near the mail box and see what she thought of that,” he said.

Canada Post said safety is a major issue for letter carriers, but that the carrier in question may have been overzealous in shutting down delivery when faced with a spider web.

If You’re 28… Dieting Is Great

A Study Finds the Age When People are Most Likely to Succeed on a Diet

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According to a new study, the AGE when people are most likely to succeed on a diet is . . .

–Researchers say that 28 is the perfect sweet spot for dieting.

–You have enough money to eat right . . . enough time to hit the gym . . . your metabolism is still strong . . . you’re still totally vain . . . and you probably don’t have multiple kids.

–The researchers found people in their early 20s don’t have the discipline to lose weight . . . people in their 30s are too busy . . . and people in their 40s and 50s don’t have the same motivation to get a leaner body.

Do You Need Coffee In The Morning?

Half of All People Need Coffee During the Workday . . . and Scientists and Lab Techs Drink the Most

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–Nearly half of all workers say they’re less productive on the job if they don’t have coffee.

–46% said they needed a cup to get started.

–34% say they need a cup to “get through the day.”

–61% of coffee drinkers said that one cup wasn’t enough and they needed at least two cups a day. 28% drink three cups a day.

–Younger people drink coffee for a different reason than older workers. Workers aged 18 to 24 said that coffee has helped their career, because it gives them an opportunity to network with other coworkers at the coffee pot.

–Scientists and lab techs drink more coffee than other professions, making them the most coffee-dependent job. They finished ahead of marketing people, public relations professionals, and teachers.

–Hotel workers, attorneys, and judges are the professions most likely to take their coffee black. HR people are most likely to take cream and sugar. Editors, writers, and government workers are the most likely to add flavor to their coffee.

News: Morning BOUNCE Buzz

Border Services seized 32 kilograms of cocaine worth $4 million hidden in cans of beans at the Halifax port bound for Quebec.

Regional council approved a contract for close to $2.8 million for the next phase of construction on the skating oval at the Halifax Commons.

Hundreds of Nova Scotia students attended the annual Halifax Career Fair at the Cunard Centre organized by Mount Saint Vincent, Dalhousie and Saint Mary’s universities.

The career fair showed that Jobs for university students are here for the taking.

 

 A few showers ending this morning, Wind gusting to 50km/h – High 21

Cloudy, A few showers starting after midnight, About 2 to 4 mm – Low 14

Tomorrow- Cloudy, Rain starting in the afternoon and Risk of thundershowers in the evening, about 20 to 30 mm – High 21

Sunday – Periods of rain – High 20

The Catchiest Pop Song Of All Time

Scientists Have Determined That Queen’s “We are the Champions” is the Catchiest Pop Song of All Time

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–The formula analyzed everything from the pitch and harmony to the length and complexity of the musical phrasing and the quality of the singing.

–And it determined that “We are the Champions” by Queen is THE catchiest pop song of all time.

–”YMCA” by the Village People was second . . . “Fat Lip” by SUM 41 was third . . . and “The Final Countdown” by EUROPE was fourth.

–Other songs that made the list include “Brown Eyed Girl” by VAN MORRISON and “Livin’ on a Prayer” by BON JOVI.

–In general, the two constants that kept coming up are that the catchiest songs have a MALE vocalist . . . with a higher-pitched voice.

Daily Blog Post: Sheep Gets Ready

This little girl is calling for a beating from this goat! Check it out!

A little girl throws a coconut at a goat when he doesn’t want to eat it. She get’s somewhat of a beatdown!

Daily Blog Post courtesy of Chatters Salon!