Women Would Rather Be Sick?

I don’t think I get THAT bad when I get sick… but who knows? Maybe I do. Hahaha -Amateur Alex

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Half of Women Would Rather Get the Flu Themselves Than Have to Take Care of Their Sick Husbands or partner

It’s a scientific fact that when grown men get sick, they immediately revert back to being spoiled, needy eight-year-old boys. And their WIVES have to deal with it.

 –50% of women said they would rather get the flu THEMSELVES than deal with a sick husband or partner.

–That’s right: HALF of women would rather be sick than deal with a sick guy.

–Men didn’t have the same opinion. Only 14% of men said they’d rather be sick than take care of their sick wife.

are we really that bad???

Lindsay Lohan – Teeth Rotting?

GROSS! My least attractive thing in a woman is bad teeth! -Amateur Alex

Lindsay Lohan Has Been Dumped From the Women’s Shelter She Was Supposed to Do Community Service At . . . And Her Teeth Might Be Rotting

Lindsay’s rep said yesterday . . . quote, “Lindsay is now serving her community service at the Red Cross, and we’re not providing any comment beyond that.”

–Apparently the shelter got fed up with her because she no-showed NINE different times she was scheduled to be there. And when she DID show, she would hang for about an hour, then split.

–And sources say she’s barely made a dent in her community service commitment. Lindsay was ordered to serve 360 hours at the shelter and another 120 at the county morgue.

–She has a status hearing next Wednesday, and things might not go too well. On the other hand, she was given a year to complete her hours, so this probably isn’t something that’ll send her back to jail.

–But Lindsay might have more to worry about than her community service. It looks like HER TEETH ARE ROTTING.

–Lindsay showed up on the red carpet of a video game launch party Wednesday night, and her teeth were yellow-stained and NASTY.

Banning Standing Up?

 I didn’t think this was possible, and how do you monitor it? IMPOSSIBLE!

A Restaurant in Vancouver Banned Men From Standing Up to Pee in the Unisex Bathroom . . . Because They Can’t Aim

Anyone who’s had to clean a bathroom knows that men have trouble with their aim.

–For a restaurant in Vancouver called Edible Canada, it was an even bigger problem, because they had unisex bathrooms that only had toilets . . . no urinals.

–So to keep men from leaving the restroom unusable for female customers, they BANNED men from STANDING UP to PEE.

–On the wall above each of their six toilets . . . at about the height where a guy standing in front of the toilet would see it, is a sign informing men of the rule.

–It has a figure of a man standing in front of a toilet, with little dots showing him peeing. There’s no stick-figure nudity, because the big slash signifying “not allowed” covers it up.

–you can’t ban men from peeing standing up!!!

–If you could ban something what would it be??

 

 

The Hacker Was Addicted

Creepy hacker sounds sincere.

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Hacker Christopher Chaney Says He Was “Addicted” to Spying on Celebrities

CHRISTOPHER CHANEY . . . the 35-year-old hacker who caused a PANIC throughout Hollywood . . . was, quote, “addicted to seeing the behind-the-scenes” lives of celebrities.

–And it got so bad he was RELIEVED when he got caught.

–In an interview with a local TV station in Jacksonville, Florida, he said, quote, “It started as a curiosity. It happened and snowballed . . . I didn’t know how to stop doing it.

–”I wasn’t attempting to break into e-mails and get stuff to sell or purposely put it on the Internet. It just . . . I don’t know.” He also likened it to reading, quote, “a completely uncensored blog.”

–Chaney apologized to the celebrities who were affected . . . quote, “I deeply apologize. I know what I did was probably one of the worst invasions of privacy someone could experience.

–”These people don’t have privacy to begin with, and I was in that tiny little sliver of privacy they do have.”

–Chaney plans to plead guilty to all the charges against him . . . which carry a maximum of 121 years in federal prison.

Ryan Seacrest Being Cheated On?!

 Ana has a theory that this is just made up for these two to get some new publicity. Interesting…

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Is Julianne Hough Cheating on Ryan Seacrest with Her “Footloose” Costar?

JULIANNE HOUGH’S “foot” might not be the only thing that’s “loose”.

–A mystery woman revealed yesterday  that she saw Julianne at a club, making out with her “Footloose” costar KENNY WORMALD.

–It happened at a bar in Nashville. The caller said the movie’s cast was in town for a screening of the movie. She added, quote, “She was definitely not concerned about RYAN SEACREST that night.”

–Meanwhile, in what could be an ill-timed interview, Kenny said that kissing Julianne in the movie was, quote, “cool.” But he added, quote, “Ryan’s cool, too.”

Lying To Get It On

I guess it depends on what you’re lying about, but I know a lot of guys that would lie!

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79% of Men Say They’d Be Willing to Lie to Have Sex

Amber Madison is an author who traveled the country, surveying more than 1,000 men for her book “Are All Guys [A-Holes]?”

–44% of men say they’d take a girl on a few dates, text her frequently, and fake an interest in her . . . just to get it on.

–35% of men would take it further, and actually lie about how much commitment they’re willing to offer in order to get busy.

–Added up, that means 79% of guys are willing to lie to hook up.

–8% of the men surveyed said they had no interest in a long-term relationship or even a short-term one, and just wanted to get it on.

News: Morning BOUNCE Buzz

Friend are using social networking to spread the word about the  disappearance of Amber Kirwan who was last seen at Doolys in downtown New Glasgow early Sunday.
A Facebook page AMBER KIRWAN MISSING, has more than 5,000 followers

 

Gas jumped overnight it increased almost 6 cents a litre.

Selling for more than a dollar-thirty a litre

 

Showers or periods of drizzle, About 5 mm – High 17

Showers ending before the morning then cloudy about 20 to 30 mm, Wind gusting up to 60 near midnight – Low 15

Tomorrow- Clearing in the morning, Wind gusting to 50 – High 17

Sunday – A mix of sun and cloud – High 15

It’s No Longer “Housewife”

I can see where women can get upset about this term.

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Two-Thirds of Women Prefer the Term “Stay-at-Home Mom” to “Housewife”

Time to catch you up on the evolution of political correctness. Much like “stewardesses” are now “flight attendants” and “waitresses” are now “servers,” here’s a new one.

–In a new survey, two-thirds of women say they prefer the term “stay-at-home mom” to “housewife.” The majority say that the term “housewife” has negative connotations, and one-third find it insulting.

Reality TV, A Good Representation?

Jersey Shore is DEFINITELY like everyday life…. Just kidding. -Amateur Alex

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Half of Girls Aged 11 to 17 Think Reality TV is an Accurate Depiction of Real Life . . . and That Their Lives Should Have as Much Drama and Conflict

–Girls who watch reality TV regularly expect a higher level of drama and aggression in their own lives, and are more likely to measure their self-worth by physical appearance.

–Three out of four girls said that reality competition shows . . . like “Survivor” . . . are, quote, “mainly real and unscripted.” Half said the same thing about real-life reality shows . . . like “Jersey Shore” and “Teen Mom”.

–Four out of five girls knew that the shows, quote, “often pit girls against each other” to make it more exciting.

–Three in four said the shows make people think that fighting is a normal part of a romantic relationship.

–Nearly three in four girls who watch reality TV say they spend a lot of time on their appearance. Only two in five non-viewers do. One third of reality TV fans said a girl’s value is based on how she looks.

A New Whisperer Show!

Apparently Ana seems to think that this show would be up my alley, because I’m “creepy”. Thanks Ana! Hahaha -Amateur Alex

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There’s a New “Whisperer” Show in the Works!

There have been TV shows called “Ghost Whisperer” and “Dog Whisperer” . . and now there’s a NEW “whisperer” show in the works!

–It’s called “Serial Killer Whisperer” . . . and it’s based on an upcoming book that tells the TRUE STORY of a man who suffered “a traumatic brain injury that rendered him incapable of judging or feeling repulsion.”

–And somehow, that lead to him becoming a “confidant to convicted serial killers.”