From Our E-mail!

Just be quiet, we think. Hahahaha. But it is crossing a line. 5 days is not too long of a wait!

I Stayed in My Sister’s Guest Room . . . I was there for five days, and every night I heard my sister and her boyfriend getting-it-on. It was nasty

Last week I took a trip to visit my sister, who just moved in with her boyfriend.

–They went all out to host me, and made up the guest room for me to sleep in. The problem is, the guest room was right next to their bedroom.

–I was there for five days, and every night I heard my sister and her boyfriend getting-it-on. It was nasty.

–I was too embarrassed to say anything to my sister, so I’d secretly get up and spend part of the night sleeping on the couch in their living room.

–Shouldn’t my sister and her boyfriend have put the loud sex on hold while I was visiting?

–Is it impossible to wait five days to get-it-on?

The “O” Face

 This apparently is scientifically proven!

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Women Secretly Love High Heels Despite the Pain . . . Because It Puts Their Foot in the Same Position as When They have the “O” moment?

–CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN is the guy behind those really expensive high heels with the red soles.

–And he says a “French academic” once told him that women like high heels . . . because they remind women of HAVING the big “O”.

–Quote, “What is sexual in a high heel is the arch of the foot, because it’s exactly the position of a woman’s foot when she her moment.”

–Because of that, wearing high heels is like, quote, “putting yourself in that situation.”

Insults In Public

We’ve all heard insulting things!

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Some people have no cooth! 

Frankie Hollywood was in a store…. Looking at something he was very interested in. These two dudes come in and start looking around. One dude says, “I’m looking for….*this specific item*”. The other dude says… “Oh… You have to ask for those… They don’t have them in here.” The first dude says… “Yeah… There’s nothing but crap in here!!!”

Why would someone say that? Frankie felt very insulted.

Have you ever had someone say something that made you feel so small?

Lindsay Lohan: Five Years In On Her Ten Year Plan

Wow what five years in Hollywood can do to someone!! Hollywood has not been nice to Lindsay!

http://perezhilton.com/2011-10-20-lindsay-lohan-five-years-in-on-her-ten-year-plan

The Tale Of Lindsay Lohan: Five Years In On Her Ten Year Plan

My how time does fly!

Five years ago, there was a very different Lindsay Lohan in our lives.

Five years ago, Lindsay had just come off of the success of Mean Girls and was making the rounds promoting her latest (and subsequently last) Disney flick, Herbie Fully Loaded. The buzz around LiLo was that she was about to start a movie with the legendary Jane Fonda, as well as take a role in the A-List collaborative piece, Bobby and an indie with Meryl Streep. Lindsay had her whole life in front of her and while her second album failed to impress and the “paparazzi” caused LiLo to get into two “accidents,” everyone was still convinced this was the start of Lindsay’s rise to superstardom.

Five years ago, on this very day, at the tender age of 20, she was asked where she saw herself in 10 years. She told In Style Magazine about her plan, saying:

“I want to get married before I’m 30. And have my house. And make the kind of record I want. And I’d like to win an Oscar before then.”

Alright, well … Let’s see how well she is doing five years into the plan:

Not married, but she still has time for that. Surely any guy – or gal – would be lucky to have her.

She has her house, which we spent quiet a lot of time in recently when she was ordered to go under house arrest for failing a random drug test, which was part of her longstanding probation, which was just revoked yesterday.

She has a lot of records, if you count criminal records. By our count, she’s been in and out of jail more times than any other starlet her age and we’re pretty sure she holds some kind of record for having the most glamorous mug shots!

But as for that Oscar, well, that might be a tough one. She could at least get nominated if she finally finalized her deal to star in the Gotti movie…but that will be hard for her to do behind bars, where she is most likely to be come November 2nd.

So, she hasn’t been doing THAT WELL with keeping to her goals.

On the positive side though, she’s still got five more years to get all this done. Well … four, if she goes to prison in a month!

Make them count, girl!

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Daily Blog Post: Dog Ruins Proposal

The dog wants some attention! Hahaha

A man tries to record his marriage proposal… His Dog ruins it.

Daily Blog Post courtesy of Chatters Salon!

News: Morning BOUNCE Buzz

104 milli-meters of rain fell yesterday setting a new record.

 The previous was set in 1961 with 51 milli-meters.

Parts of Hammonds Plains are still closed this morning because of flooding and wash outs.

The chairman of IMP group has donated 15 million to the Dalhousie School of business.   It will be spread out over 15 years.

Tim Hortons announced that their cups can now be recycled and will be made into take out trays.

All of the Tim Hortons across the province will be participating in the program.

Mix of sun and cloud, Wind gusting up to 50 km/h – High 16

Clearing this evening, Wind gusting to 50km/h – Low 8

Tomorrow- mix of sun and cloud – High 14

Sunday – mix of sun and cloud – High 15

Wash Your Hands After The Gym!

 Your hands get all sweaty anyways… Give ‘em a good wash afterwards!

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28% of the Surfaces in Your Gym are Contaminated With Bodily Fluids

Here’s a NEW excuse for you to skip the gym. And it’s way better than “I’m tired” or i have stuff to do.

–According to a study  the gym is DISGUSTING. Tests found that 28% of all the surfaces at the average gym are, quote, “contaminated with bodily fluids.”

–That means one out of every four things you touch at the gym . . . from the weights and the benches to the shower stalls and the lockers . . . are crawling with bacteria.

–The contamination can spread all sorts of diseases to you . . . including staph infections, E. coli, and cold and flu viruses.

–So SERIOUSLY, scrub the hell out of your hands after you’re done working out to keep yourself healthy.

The Richest In The Country – You?

Don’t lie! Try putting your income in and finding out what percentage you are amongst everyone else in the country!

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The Occupy Wall Street Movement Talks About the “99%” and the “1%” . . . Here’s How to Find Out Your Percent

The whole mantra of the Occupy Wall Street movement (which is now Occupy nova scotia, toronto, vancouver) is that 99% of the people in this country are fed up with the greed, entitlement, and corruption of the wealthiest 1%.

–And now, you can actually figure out what “percent” you are.

–The “Wall Street Journal” put together a simple tool where you enter your household income and it shows you where you rank in the country.

–For example, a $50,000-a-year income puts you at 56% . . . meaning you’re making more than almost three-fifths of the country.

–In Occupy Wall Street terms, that DEFINITELY makes you part of the 99%.

–To qualify as one of the richest 1% in the country, you need an annual household income above $506,000.

–To qualify as one of the POOREST 1% in the country, you need to make less than $2,500-a-year.

Click here to find out what percentage you are!

Your daily horoscope

IF TODAY IS YOUR BIRTHDAY:

You will embark on a new quest this year, one that takes you in a direction you probably should have taken many years ago. The good news is you have a lifetime of experience behind you – so success is all but guaranteed.

ARIES (March 21 – April 20):

There seems to be a lot of stress in your life at the moment and you need to find ways to handle it. One way is to realize that most of the things that happen to us are unimportant in the greater scheme of things. Rise above the pressure.

TAURUS (April 21 – May 21):

If you allow others to speak on your behalf there is a very good chance they will say something that causes you problems. Take responsibility for your own thoughts and actions. Make sure everyone knows who you really are.

GEMINI (May 22 – June 21):

How much do you trust the people you work with? If you are absolutely convinced they would not betray you then by all means give them the power to make decisions on your behalf. If in doubt, make them yourself.

CANCER (June 22 – July 23):

By all means push your luck a bit. By all means take the kind of chances you usually go out of your way to avoid. You are exceedingly sharp mentally at the moment, so you’ll see trouble before it arrives.

LEO (July 24 – Aug. 23):

A good deed done with no thought of reward will have no end of positive effects over the next few weeks. There is only one sure way to change the world and that is to be nice to everyone, including yourself.

VIRGO (Aug. 24 – Sept. 23):

Don’t sit there staring at the same four walls, get out and about and make as many new friends as you can. Someone you meet on your travels will open your mind to possibilities you never dreamed of before.

LIBRA (Sept. 24 – Oct. 23):

The most important thing now is that you resist the temptation to follow the herd. Go your own way, do your own thing and be the kind of person that others look up to for their integrity and independence. Be a Libra!

SCORPIO (Oct. 24 – Nov. 22):

Stand back from yourself today and try to see why you think and act in certain ways. Once you realize that so much of what you do is just habit you will find it easier to change your life for the better.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23 – Dec. 21):

Use your powers of persuasion if you want to get something done. It may be annoying that you have to coax other people to do what they should be doing anyway but that’s how it is. And you do it so well.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 – Jan. 20):

You will be in the mood to take a few risks today and there is a good chance that some of them will pay off in ways that delight you. If possible, join forces with people who share your goals. Together you’ll ace it

AQUARIUS (Jan. 21 – Feb. 19):

If you sit around waiting for other people to make the first move today you won’t get much done. Take the initiative and make things happen. Be the kind of person who inspires others to take action too.

PISCES (Feb. 20 – Mar. 20):

For a change everyone seems to approve of what you are saying and what you are doing, which is nice, but don’t let their praise go to your head. You still need to stay sharp, especially where money matters are concerned.