Five Christmas Presents for People that are not your favorite

Five Christmas Presents for People that are not your favorite

If you have to go Christmas shopping for an annoying relative . . . or someone you just CAN’T STAND . . . Gawker.com has a list of passive-aggressive Christmas gifts for people you hate. And some are pretty funny.

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#1.) A Self-Help Book. If you want to be REALLY mean, make it a diet book, and pair it with a work-out video. The only problem is, it’ll probably be obvious that you’re just being a jerk.

#2.) Anything That Removes Hair. A nose-hair trimmer is offensive for a man OR a woman. And to go with it, Gawker suggests Crest White Strips for their teeth.

#3.) A Book You Read in Junior High School. This one’s a little less obvious. It seems nice at first . . . but you’re basically saying they’re not smart enough to read anything above an eighth grade level.

–If you want to make it MORE obvious, choose an abridged book with pictures.

#4.) A Subscription to a Dating Website. You have to REALLY hate someone to go here . . . or you just don’t care if they think you’re the most cold-hearted person on Earth. But websites like eHarmony DO let you buy gift cards.

#5.) A Bad Magazine Subscription. “Cat Fancy” is good . . . especially if they DON’T have a cat. Or if it’s a single woman, go with a wedding magazine and a note that says, “I have a feeling this is your year!”

What gift did you recieve from a relative or someone else that made you shake your head and ask “why”?

 

Most Women’s “Ideal” JUNK Size is Longer and Wider

Lol this is very funny and very interesting… we don’t want to hurt the person we’re with feelings and say yes wish you bigger but hey if it gets the job done at the end of the day then everyone is happy really lol!

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Most Women’s “Ideal” JUNK Size is Longer and Wider Than What 98% of Men are Packing

Women are incredibly skilled at making guys think their junk is the PERFECT size.

–At some point, EVERY woman learns the catchphrase, “It’s the perfect size for ME . . . if it were any bigger, it would be PAINFUL.”

–Lies. All lies.

–the average woman describes the “ideal” length to be 7.25 to 8.25 inches in length, and 6.25 to 6.5 inches in girth.

–BUT . . . the average penis size is 5.5 to 6.3 inches in length, and 4.7 to 5.1 inches in girth.

–So most women’s “ideal” size is longer and wider than what 98% of men are packing. Only 2% of men have junk that fits into that “ideal” range.

–NO women described junk less than five inches as satisfying. There was no max, though . . . there were women interested in lengths of 11 inches and up.

–As for girth, no circumference smaller than 4.5 inches or bigger than 7.25 inches was considered satisfying.

 

News: Morning BOUNCE Buzz

Cloudy this morning – High 6 - Right now- 2

Sidney Crosby is back on the sidelines with concussion-like symptoms.

He hasn’t played since losing toBostonlast week….and the last time Sidney Crosby was sidelined because of a concussion, he was out for ten months.

The family of a missing Dartmouth woman held a candle light vigil for her last night in Shannon Park.

Melissa Dawn Peacock hasn’t been seen – or heard from – since November seventh.

Cloudy this morning – High 6

Cloudy, chance of flurries overnight, Wind gusting to 40km/h late this evening – Low zero

Tomorrow –Mainly cloudy, chance of showers or flurries in the morning – High plus 3

Right now- 2 – I’m Ana and this is your Morning BOUNCE Buzz

The Christmas Gift You Give Someone You Just Started Dating

It’s so tricky to buy for someone you just started dating because you don’t want it to be more than it is but you also don’t want to give a gift that says less than you feel about them… so tricky!

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Here’s the Christmas Gift You Should You Give Someone You Just Started Dating

If you just started dating someone in the past few weeks, you’re cruising right into that awkward moment at Christmas where you feel like you have to give them SOMETHING. . . but figuring out the right thing is an absolute minefield.

What is a gift you can give someone you just started dating???

–So here’s the answer. The best gift you can give someone you just started dating is . . . a pair of tickets. Tickets to a concert, sporting event, or play.

–It’s good because it sets up a date . . . unless, ya know, the other person is pure evil and takes someone else. Plus, the cost won’t seem extravagant to the person you’re dating because you’re spending the money on yourself, too.

Men Say It’s Easier to Maintain Their Car Than Their Relationship

Well men have always loved and babied their cars sometimes have even treated them better then the person they are dating which is not fun for the other person!

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The Majority of Men Say It’s Easier to Maintain Their Car Than Their Relationship

–10% say they sometimes find themselves more captivated by the curves on cars than the curves on their partner.

–14% talk more about their cars than their partner. Some women admitted the same thing.

–Spending money on a car makes the average guy THREE TIMES HAPPIER than spending money on his partner.

–And finally, if they had to get rid of their car or end their relationship . . . 8% would choose their CAR over their partner.

So lets break it down…in terms of maintence

What do you have to maintain about your car but not your partner

and what do you have to maintain your partner but not about your car???

 

OUR DAILY BLOG POST

Frankie was a big fan of this video… very talented guy!

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Your daily horoscope

IF TODAY IS YOUR BIRTHDAY:

Your mind is the most powerful tool you possess and if you use it wisely over the coming 12 months it will help you create some kind of masterpiece. You don’t have to ask anyone’s permission to be brilliant, except maybe your own.

ARIES (March 21 – April 20):

The truth must be told and you are the one who must do the telling. Call it as you see it today and don’t be surprised by how many people rush to support you. They just needed someone brave to rally around.

TAURUS (April 21 – May 21):

Your attitude will harden today and you will refuse to make the changes that others demand. Good for you. You will only get where you need to go if you know your own mind and act on what it tells you.

GEMINI (May 22 – June 21):

Spell out what it is you are planning to do over the next few days and make sure everyone knows that you are serious about your ambitions. As Mercury, your ruler, turns direct again even your rivals will back your plans.

CANCER (June 22 – July 23):

Let certain people know that you will no longer do their bidding. No matter how much they may threaten you be assured they cannot hurt you in any way. They are more afraid of you than you need be of them.

LEO (July 24 – Aug. 23):

If the plans you made earlier in the year don’t seem to be working out the way you intended, junk them today and start again from scratch. You’re allowed to change your mind, and you’re allowed to change your ambitions too.

VIRGO (Aug. 24 – Sept. 23):

Mercury, your ruler, is about to turn direct in the domestic area of your chart, making it easier for you to explain what you have been up to in recent weeks. But don’t tell loved ones everything. Some things are best kept secret.

LIBRA (Sept. 24 – Oct. 23):

You will find it ridiculously easy to get people to do what you desire today. Your natural charm will be too much for even the most hard-hearted friend or work colleague. Not that you’re the kind to take advantage, of course!

SCORPIO (Oct. 24 – Nov. 22):

The best way to win others round to your big idea is to come up with so many facts and figures that they simply cannot deny that you know what you are talking about. Information overload often baffles brains.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23 – Dec. 21):

It’s time to get serious about something you have been putting off for weeks, maybe even for months. As mind planet Mercury turns direct in your sign your thinking is crystal clear. Now all you have to do is act.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 – Jan. 20):

Don’t let worries and fears get the better of you. Make a conscious and continuous effort to stay cheerful, no matter how many challenges and obstacles life puts in your path. Never forget that your mind creates your reality.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 21 – Feb. 19):

If you cannot handle something alone then you must ask for assistance. Friends and family will rally round and before you know it that difficult task you have been dreading will be completed. It’s a mistake to be too independent.

PISCES (Feb. 20 – Mar. 20):

You will find it quite easy to get your message across to employers and other important people today. Presuming, that is, you have a message. What is it you want most to succeed at in life? Make your message reflect that ideal.

Buying xmas Gifts for Yourself Has Hit an All-Time High

 Lol guilty I have bought myself a Christmas gift to open … it’s nice to treat yourself during the holiday’s lol that’s how I try to justify it

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Buying Christmas Gifts for Yourself Has Hit an All-Time High

When we’re out Christmas shopping, we’re making SURE not to forget the most important person in our lives . . . OURSELVES.

–According to “Time” magazine, self-gifting has hit an ALL-TIME HIGH this Christmas.

–In 2009, 52% of people bought themselves a Christmas gift. Last year it jumped to 59%. And this year, it’s made the jump to 60%.

–The average person will give themselves $130.43 in gifts, up from $112.20 last year.