Archive for January, 2012

Man VS Woman

Lol these are funny but I will say us ladies we do not deteriorate through the night lol!

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                                          Man VS Woman

 

- Has six items in the bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.  WHAT DO YOU THINK MAN or WOMAN? Answer – Man, a woman has 337 as the average number of items.

 

 

 

- Has the last word in any argument. WHAT DO YOU THINK MAN or WOMAN? Answer – a woman, 

 

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

 

 Will wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. WHAT DO YOU THINK MAN or WOMAN? Answer – Man,

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

 

Barbara Walters: I’m Not Paying to Interview Pippa Middleton

It will be interesting  to see what Pippa has to say about her new fame and who she will sit down with to talk about everything! Barbara I think would be a great person for it… hopefully Pippa goes for it!


http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/barbara-walters-im-not-paying-to-interview-pippa-middleton-2012301

Barbara Walters: I’m Not Paying to Interview Pippa Middleton

By Zach Johnson

Barbara Walters: I'm Not Paying to Interview Pippa Middleton! Credit: Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Glamour Magazine; Nick Harvey/WireImage.com

Will 2012 be the year Pippa Middleton finally speaks?

Duchess Catherine‘s younger sister has yet to give a single interview since becoming a worldwide sensation at the royal wedding last April — but that may change in the near future.

The British tabloids are reporting that Barbara Walters and Oprah Winfrey are in the midst of a bidding war to book the 28-year-old party planner for a TV special — a claim that Walters, 82, denied on The View Monday.

“It’s not true,” the legendary journalist said. “ABC News does not pay for interviews. I have no idea what Oprah does, but we do not pay. ABC News does not pay. She’s not a news program, so maybe they have a different policy.”

That doesn’t mean Walters wouldn’t be up for interviewing Middleton, who was one of her most fascinating people of 2011.

“To make it clear: Would I like to do the interview? Yes, I think she’s a charming, beautiful girl,” Walters said. “Will we pay to do the interview? No.”

After how many dates should people wait to get busy??

Is there really rules when it comes to getting busy with someone or do we just create them as we go and treat each person differently or should we have a rule that we stick by that we wont get busy until we’re about 3 dates in??

Check out what a new poll says below!! Do you agree?? 420-1013

 

After how many dates should two people have sex?

After more than 3 dates- sex should not be rushed 47.7% 1389
   

 

Whenever they feel like it, even if it is on the first date 32.7% 950
   

 

After the first date 10.3% 301
   

 

 

 

 

After 2 to 3 dates

9.2% 269
   

 

total votes: 2909

 

 

 

Daily Blog Post: Scary Creeper Cat

Haha Turk thinks the music that plays in this video belongs to a 70′s porno but I think it sounds creepy and suits the crazy eyed cat in the clip.

Check out the video below lol… this is one interesting cat! Press on the link :)

Blog brought to you by Chatters Salon!


http://teddyhilton.com/2012-01-26-a-scary-creeper-cat-keeps-poking-his-head-up/?from=PH

Dumb and Funny Warning Labels On Products

Lol I think a lot of us are a little worried to read the warning labels on items because some of the side effects from the things we take is crazy lol!

Check out the onees below… these are just funny!

Have you ever come across any? What did they say?

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Dumb and Funny Warning Labels On Products

 

Toilet Plunger 

 

Caution: Do not use near power lines.

 

Hair Coloring 
Do not use as an ice cream topping.

 

Wet-Nap 
Directions: Tear open packet and use.

 

Dial Soap 
Directions: Use like regular soap.

 

Stridex Foaming Face Wash 
May contain foam.

 

Sleeping Pills 
Warning: May cause Drowsiness

 

Christmas Lights 
Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.

Infant’s bathtub:
Do not throw baby out with bath water.

News: Morning BOUNCE Buzz

RCMP have identified the teenager killed Sunday in a crash on Highway 107 east of Halifax.
Tomas Campbell was driving near Musquodoboit when he lost control of his car and collided with an oncoming car.
The 40-year-old driver of the other vehicle was treated for minor injuries and released from hospital.

Metro Transit users are making plans in case there is a bus and ferry strike Thursday morning.

There are even ads on Kijiji offering rides to downtown Halifax.

Mix of sun and cloud, chance of flurries then clearing this morning – High minus 3

Cloudy, flurries starting this evening Local amount 2 cm – Low minus 5

Tomorrow – cloudy, Snow starting in the morning then changing to rain in the afternoon. Snowfall about 5 cm & Rainfall 5 to 10 mm – High plus 2

Your daily horoscope

IF TODAY IS YOUR BIRTHDAY:

If you need to make money you are more likely to succeed if you partner up with people who share your outlook and aims. Not only is there safety in numbers but there is power too – and power leads to profit.

ARIES (March 21 – April 20):

Put your worries and woes – such as they are – behind you today and do things that remind you how good it is to be alive. Like everyone else you need time to relax and unwind. If it feels good, do it.

 

 

TAURUS (April 21 – May 21):

It’s okay to be ambitious. If you dream about moving up in the world and of being someone special, now is the time to make it happen. Don’t be afraid to approach people in positions of authority – they can help you.

GEMINI (May 22 – June 21):

Whatever restrictions you have been under these past few weeks seem to be disappearing fast. Maybe they were more imagined than real, but whatever the reason you now feel a great sense of freedom.

CANCER (June 22 – July 23):

Stick to the facts today, especially when dealing with money matters. If you are tempted to make a decision for sentimental reasons – something you do often – you had best think again. Too much emotion could be costly.

LEO (July 24 – Aug. 23):

Cosmic activity in your opposite sign of Aquarius makes you extremely outgoing and that’s good because you have been spending too much time on your work of late. Life should be about people, not profits.

VIRGO (Aug. 24 – Sept. 23):

If you are not sure which of your many brilliant ideas you should be following at the moment just ask a friend or a trusted colleague for their opinion. You cannot do everything but you can and you must do something.

LIBRA (Sept. 24 – Oct. 23):

You seem to be in an optimistic mood at the moment and that’s great because all things are possible at this time of year. You will also be surprised at how easily people fall in with your plans. It’s because you radiate confidence.

SCORPIO (Oct. 24 – Nov. 22):

You are likely to be somewhat emotional today but if it means other people are made aware of your needs then it’s a positive thing. Just because you keep tight control of your feelings doesn’t mean they don’t exist.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23 – Dec. 21):

Even if you say the wrong things today – and Sags are always saying the wrong things! – you will get away with it. There is something about you that makes it hard for others to be angry with you for long. Lucky you.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 – Jan. 20):

You can and you must turn your attention to matters of a business and financial nature. Start thinking about ways you can boost your income. And once you’ve come up with some ideas make sure you act on them quickly.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 21 – Feb. 19):

Good things are starting to happen in your life and there will be plenty more of them over the next two or three weeks. Don’t take this lucky phase for granted but don’t neglect to enjoy it either. You earned it.

PISCES (Feb. 20 – Mar. 20):

Sometimes you can be rather thin-skinned and there is a danger you will react to provocation today, be it real or imagined. Whatever else you do try to stay calm. And try not to take criticism so personally.

Craziest stuff posted on Craigslist!

Haha some of these things have to be fake because people really wouldn’t do this lol!!

Check out the list below, it will give you a laugh! 

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Crazy On Craigslist : Crazy shit posted on Craigslist!

 

1)  I want some orange juice 
“I’ll give you $2 + cost if you’ll deliver me some orange juice with receipt. I’m too lazy to get it myself. I live right byUniversity Drive in Elon. Thank you.”

 


2) 
Need someone to hide easter eggs in my apartment when im not home

 

“I need someone to hide easter eggs in my apt when i am not there ! They are small and filled with candy! I would like to find them myself on sunday! I am willing to pay! Serious inquiries only!”

 

3) I have a huge bathroom 
“I am a female in my mid 60′s and I am looking for a room mate. Times are tight and I need some extra money. I am willing to rent out my bathroom in my 1 bedroom east village home. My bathroom is large. You can easily put a twin air mattress in there. I only ask that when I need to use the bathroom, you or your air mattress are not in it. I do ask that when you are in the apartment, you confine yourself to the bathroom. I do not feel comfortable with a stranger walking around my living room. This might change as I get to know you better.”

 

4) Looking for bridesmaids 
“So, my fiancee and I are getting married in June. He has 8 groomsmen lined up and I only have one bridesmaid. So, I need some girls who are attractive and around my age to stand up in my wedding. You can be single or taken. It doesn’t matter….you just have to be hot. But, not hotter then me. Email me for more information. The wedding will be inMadison and you won’t have to pay for a thing.”

 

Drunk Guy Vs. Stairs – This is Friggin Crazy!

Why would someone do this… hopefully he learned his lesson geez!! What a fall lol nuts!

Check out the video below… eek!

Drunk Guy Vs. Stairs – This is Friggin Crazy!

 

Hoarder’ Kept her 95-year-old Mother’s Body in Florida Storage Unit

Wow this is just crazy and your heart breaks for people who truggle with this. Check out the story!

Hoarder’ Kept her 95-year-old Mother’s Body in Florida Storage Unit

A hoarder kept the body of her 95-year-old mother tucked away in a Florida storage unit, and may have done so for nearly 17 years.
The remains of Ann Bunch were found on Thursday in Clearwater, a city just west of Tampa, according to WTSP 10 News.
The elderly woman died of three heart attacks and a paralyzing stroke in 1994, and was set to be buried, her family told the Tampa Bay Times. She was supposed to be laid to rest in Alabama in a blue coffin made specially for her by a grandson.
But the funeral never took place – Bunch’s daughter Bobbie Barnett Hancock could not afford the expense of transferring the body.
“My mom was terribly embarrassed about not being able to do it herself and basically swore me to secrecy,” Rebecca Fancher told WTSP 10 News.
Fancher could not afford to pay for the storage unit, and that items inside were going to be sold at auction. That’s how authorities discovdered the body.
Fancher is not expected to face criminals charges.
Fancher’s ex-husband says Hancock’s habit of hoarding was to blame for why she secretly kept her mother’s remains hidden away.
“Bobbie had trouble facing the fact that her mother was gone,” John Setlow told the Tampa Bay Times.
Fancher said her mom was born at the beginning of the Depression in 1929 and grew up poor in Alabama. This led her to develop a “compulsion” to obtain things and keep them.
“She couldn’t stand things being wasted,” she told the newspaper.
According to Setlow, Hancock “was a Class A hoarder.”
Hancock’s home, which she shared with her daughter, was declared unihabitable in 2010, the Tampa Bay Times reported. It was discovered to be filled with trash and infested with bugs and animals.
As for Bunch, her remains have been taken to a chapel where they are being kept until arrangements can be made for them to be buried, or cremated.

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