My Video for Briona

This Kid’s Message to His Girlfriend Might Be the Most Embarrassing Video Ever

Some young dude’s video message to his girlfriend is a hit on YouTube right now.

–It’s called “My Video for Briona”, and it’s so awful it’s almost too embarrassing to watch.

–First of all, the kid looks like ‘Screech’ from “Saved by the Bell”.

–But he’s also got a creepy laugh, a creepy smile, and delivers an endless stream of cheesy lines to a girlfriend he calls ‘baby girl’. Everything about it screams stalker. He also moves the camera and sways the whole time, it’s really annoying.

–He starts by telling her, quote, “I love you more than there are grains of sand on every beach of every planet of every galaxy of the universe.” And it gets worse from there.

–But his best line might be, quote, “You mean more to me than Home Depot means to Mr. Lotorado” . . . who I assume is their shop teacher.

What Makes A Guy Dumb?

Just Knowing That a Woman Might Talk to Him Makes a Guy Dumber

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A few years back, a study found that men did worse on tests when there was a woman in the room. The conclusion was that just the PRESENCE of a woman makes men dumber.

–Now, the same researchers have taken it even further.

–It doesn’t take a woman in the room to make men stupid . . . it takes the mere IDEA of talking to a woman to make men stupid.

–For the follow-up study, the men took another test: This time, they were told that a man or woman would send them a few instant messages during the test.

–The instant messages never came. But the guys who thought they were getting messages from a woman did WORSE on the test than the guys who thought they were getting the messages from another man.

–So, just THINKING a woman was going to talk to them made these guys dumber.

–The researchers think it happens because men are socialized to think they have to be funny and charming around women . . . and that can get in the way of normal brain function.

Daily Blog Post: Liquid Nitrogen Explosion

This is incredibly dangerous!!!

Why would anyone think putting a cap on a bottle full of liquid giving off gas a good idea?

Daily Blog Post courtesy of Chatters Salon!

WEDNESDAY MORNING BOUNCE BRAIN TEASER

 Question: A recent survey shows that men ask to borrow this from the women in their lives more than anything else. What is it?

Clue: It’s not money

Image via alternativemedicinenis.com.au

 Petrina is our big winner today! She was able to guess…

Answer: Tweezers!

Your daily horoscope

IF TODAY IS YOUR BIRTHDAY:

To say you are popular is a bit of an understatement – everyone wants to get close to you – but that may be more of a hindrance than a help this coming year. Don’t let friends come between you and your goals.

ARIES (March 21 – April 20):

You need to approach what you are working on in a more balanced way. At the moment you are going at it like the proverbial bull in a china shop and something is sure to get broken. Slow down a bit.

TAURUS (April 21 – May 21):

You will make efforts above and beyond the call of duty over the next 24 hours. With Mars on your side you feel like you could take on the world and win. Maybe you can. Try it and see.

GEMINI (May 22 – June 21):

The fact that you are the only one in your social or work group who takes a particular viewpoint does not mean you are wrong. More likely it means that your outlook is broader than the average. Never be average.

CANCER (June 22 – July 23):

You may have to act tough or in some other way apply pressure to get what you want. The trick is to apply just the right amount: enough to get your way but not so much that even friends turn against you.

LEO (July 24 – Aug. 23):

Life is good and getting better by the moment, so why are you still focusing on things that went wrong while ignoring things that went right? Whatever the reason, it’s time to get over it. Stop regretting, start living.

VIRGO (Aug. 24 – Sept. 23):

You are full of energy and enthusiasm, and that’s good, but Mars in your sign turns retrograde in just a few days, so you need to focus that energy and enthusiasm on actually getting things done. Not later – right now.

LIBRA (Sept. 24 – Oct. 23):

You may be tempted to cut corners a bit today but if you do you may regret it next week when you realize there is something you needed to experience. Whatever task you are working on make sure you do a good job.

SCORPIO (Oct. 24 – Nov. 22):

You have never been the sort to worry what others might think of you, and you are not about to change your ways now. Friends and work colleagues can criticize all they like – you won’t listen to any of them.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23 – Dec. 21):

Tackle a task or objective that you might not feel able to master at most other times. With Mars on your side today sheer energy will see you through – once you pluck up the courage to start.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 – Jan. 20):

Nothing is beyond you if you put your mind to it, not even things that have been beyond you in the past. In fact this is the perfect occasion to revisit something you failed at earlier. This time you’ll succeed.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 21 – Feb. 19):

It seems you are having trouble keeping a desire of some sort under wraps. But why would you want to? Okay, so not everyone will approve, but that’s their failing not yours. Don’t let them cramp your style.

PISCES (Feb. 20 – Mar. 20):

Because Mars is moving through your opposite sign at the moment it may feel as if the whole world is against you. It isn’t true, of course, but today you may indeed have to lock horns with a rival. You’ll win.