Archive for February 3rd, 2012

Facebook Laughs

You see a lot of interesting /funny posts and status’s on Facebook… What are some crazy posts you’ve seen or have posted yourself?Check out some memorable ones below that have made the Facebook Laughs list!

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This Is mom – Levi’s residence for the rest of the weekend will be inspokanecounty jail. What a good mom! 

- If a bra is called an ‘over the shoulder bolder holder’, then what would you call men underwear? Under the butt nut hut?

- Sometimes I’m tempted to run into a Gym and tell men which machine they should be using to impress women. It’s called an ATM.

- Girls who say “I hate drama” can usually be found drunk and crying on a public toilet.

- Smelling one of my farts has to kill at least 10 million brain cells. My dog doesn’t even know how to bark anymore.

- Guys, you’re spraying on too much. It’s a reason the word “cologne” rhymes with “alone”.

Daily Blog Post

Annoy an elephant and this is what could happen to you lol!

The guy in this video got hit hard but he still managed to jump back up super fast. You know his face hurts he just can’t show it for the camera lol!

Check out the video below!

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Your daily horoscope

IF TODAY IS YOUR BIRTHDAY:

Try not to be too serious about what you are planning to do over the coming year. Yes, of course, you want it to be a success but it’s not life or death. What’s the point of success if you can’t enjoy what you do every day?

ARIES (March 21 – April 20):

If you find it hard to get going today maybe you should take it as a sign. Chances are you have overdone things of late and need to rest and recharge your batteries. You’ve done your bit, now reward yourself with a break.

TAURUS (April 21 – May 21):

Don’t believe all the rumours you hear about someone you work or do business with. Most likely their rivals are spreading gossip as a way to undermine their position. Trust your instincts, not what dubious sources tell you.

GEMINI (May 22 – June 21):

You need to be a bit more realistic about your ambitions. There is no point aiming for things you cannot reach – that’s just silly. The planets indicate you can and you will succeed, IF you are sensible about your aims.

CANCER (June 22 – July 23):

The only thing that might hold you back over the next 24 hours is if you let negative thoughts take over. Tell yourself that all things are possible for those who believe – and those who make a serious effort.

LEO (July 24 – Aug. 23):

Have friends and colleagues been keeping things from you? It looks like it, but before you get angry about it ask yourself why that should be. Maybe they just did not want to see you get hurt. Maybe you should thank them.

VIRGO (Aug. 24 – Sept. 23):

Don’t worry if you find it hard to get your point across over the next few days. With Neptune, planet of illusion, moving into your opposite sign misunderstandings are more likely than not, but it’s no big deal.

LIBRA (Sept. 24 – Oct. 23):

You may be under the impression that you have to work extra hard to keep up with your rivals, but is that true? And do you really need to think of them as rivals? Be friends with everyone and do quality work only.

SCORPIO (Oct. 24 – Nov. 22):

Don’t make excuses for things you should have done but for one reason or another failed to get round to. Everyone makes mistakes and you are no exception – but you are exceptional when you get it right, and that’s often.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23 – Dec. 21):

Watch what you say today or you could find yourself falling out with a friend or work colleague over nothing much at all. Yes, you are entitled to speak your mind, but try not to be so abrasive about it.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 – Jan. 20):

Make sure you know all the facts before offering an opinion. If what you say can be easily disproved it won’t show you in a very good light. Remember, few things are as important as your reputation, so protect it.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 21 – Feb. 19):

You may be a bit slow off the mark today but only because your brain is befuddled with so many thoughts. Forget about all the trivial things and focus on the two or three issues that are of real importance.

PISCES (Feb. 20 – Mar. 20):

Neptune, your ruler, moves into your sign today, making you super sensitive to what’s going on in your immediate environment. Whatever it may be you need to recognize that the life you are most responsible for is your own.

News: Morning BOUNCE Buzz

HRM staff is looking into a request to ease up issuing parking tickets downtown during the transit strike .

Staff will also be looking into finding more parking spaces and how to relieve the congestion.

750 Metro Transit workers already have schedules of where and when to picket in the upcoming days

 

Two picketers were hit by a vehicle at the Wyse Road bus terminal, and the driver did flee the scene but has now charged with assault with a weapon and is due in court

Cloudy, chance of flurries this morning then a mix of sun & cloud – High minus 5

Partly cloudy this evening – Low minus 10

Tomorrow – Mix of sun and cloud – High minus 5

Sunday Sunny – High minus 2


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