THINGS TO SAY WHEN HE BREAKS UP WITH YOU

 Yahoo’s best answer was - “Well I’m sorry you feel that way, but thank you for the times we did have.”

 

 

A Few That Did Not Make The List As A Good Response

 

“So whats the **** name… I will kill her?”

 

“I forgot to tell you… I have crabs”

 

“Alright! Now I don’t have to feel so bad for sleeping with your best friend!”

The Elope Dress!

This dress is pretty cool. I like the idea that you can wear it after getting married. More bang for your buck!

Image via cocoperez.com

The San Francisco-based online retailer has just released their new Elope Dress for brides who want to get married ASAP and don’t want to spend a ton of money.

The $170 satin frock features a cotton lace overlay and comes with three removable sashes. The best part is it can be worn more than once, so brides can really get more bang for their buck.

Would you wear this dress if you eloped???

News: Morning BOUNCE Buzz

HRM Mayor Peter Kelly announced that he will not be seeking reelection in October. He does intend to complete his term.

And Now that he is out of the race, one of those considering a run is long-time HRM councillor Steve Adams.

And Spring Garden Road between Dresden Row and South Park Street was closed to traffic yesterday morning after a suspicious package was delivered to the Spring Garden Road credit union. It had an envelope containing cash and a white powder.

Police said that it did not put staff in danger.

Cloudy, Periods of rain starting this afternoon, about 5-10 mm – High plus 5

Periods of rain ending late this evening about 5mm- Low zero

Tomorrow – Mix of sun and cloud, a few rain showers or flurries late in the afternoon – High plus 4

New Type of Alien Planet Is A Steamy ‘Water World’

Scientists have discovered a new type of alien planet — a steamy waterworld that is larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.

The standard-bearer for this new class of exoplanet is called GJ 1214b, which astronomers first discovered in December 2009. New observations by NASA’s Hubble Space Telescope suggest that GJ 1214b is a watery world enshrouded by a thick, steamy atmosphere.

“GJ 1214b is like no planet we know of,” study lead author Zachory Berta of the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics in Cambridge, Mass., said in a statement. “A huge fraction of its mass is made up of water.”

Adding to the diversity

To date, astronomers have discovered more than 700 planets beyond our solar system, with about 2,300 more “candidates” awaiting confirmation by follow-up observations.

These alien planets are a diverse bunch. Astronomers have found one planet as light and airy as Styrofoam, for example, and another as dense as iron. They’ve discovered several alien worlds that orbit two suns, like Luke Skywalker’s home planet of Tatooine in the “Star Wars” films. [The Strangest Alien Planets]

But GJ 1214b, which is located 40 light-years from Earth in the constellation Ophiuchus (The Serpent Bearer), is something new altogether, researchers said.

This so-called “super-Earth” is about 2.7 times Earth’s diameter and weighs nearly seven times as much as our home planet. It orbits a red-dwarf star at a distance of 1.2 million miles (2 million kilometres), giving it an estimated surface temperature of 446 degrees Fahrenheit (230 degrees Celsius) — too hot to host life as we know it.

Scientists first reported in 2010 that GJ 1214b’s atmosphere is likely composed primarily of water, but their findings were not definitive. Berta and his team used Hubble’s Wide Field Camera 3 to help dispel the doubts.

Hubble watched as GJ 1214b crossed in front of its host star, and the scientists were able to determine the composition of the planet’s atmosphere based on how it filtered the starlight.

“We’re using Hubble to measure the infrared color of sunset on this world,” Berta said. “The Hubble measurements really tip the balance in favor of a steamy atmosphere.”

Berta and his colleagues report their results online in the Astrophysical Journal.

 

A watery world

Since astronomers know GJ 1241b’s mass and size, they’re able to calculate its density, which turns out to be just 2 grams per cubic centimeter (g/cc). Earth’s density is 5.5 g/cc, while that of water is 1 g/cc.

GJ 1214b thus appears to have much more water than Earth does, and much less rock. The alien planet’s interior structure is likely quite different from that of our world.

“The high temperatures and high pressures would form exotic materials like ‘hot ice’ or ‘superfluid water,’ substances that are completely alien to our everyday experience,” Berta said.

GJ 1214b probably formed farther out from its star, where water ice was plentiful, and then migrated in to its current location long ago. In the process, it would have experienced more Earth-like temperatures, but how long this benign phase lasted is unknown, researchers said.

Because GJ 1214b is so close to Earth, it’s a prime candidate for study by future instruments. NASA’s James Webb Space Telescope, which is slated to launch in 2018, may be able to get an even better look at the planet’s atmosphere, researchers said.  

Daily Blog Post: Man Catches Grape – Randomly

 A cadet catches a grape off guard in his mouth. Amazing!

Click here to watch the video!

Daily Blog Post courtesy of Chatters Salon!

Your daily horoscope

IF TODAY IS YOUR BIRTHDAY:

Those who oppose your ideas and fear your ambitions will do whatever they can to scupper your plans, but they won’t succeed. There is nothing you cannot do if you put your mind to it – because your mind is as big as a planet.

ARIES (March 21 – April 20):

Don’t waste time and energy on things of no consequence. Both at home and at work you will be called on to shoulder heavy burdens over the next 24 hours, so save your strength for the things that really matter.

TAURUS (April 21 – May 21):

With so many cosmic influences working in your favour now there is precious little you can do that will be perceived as wrong. Keep telling yourself that you’re the biggest, the best and the brightest. It’s not far from the truth.

GEMINI (May 22 – June 21):

The sooner you assert your authority the sooner you will get what you want. That applies to all areas of your life but especially to your work situation. Let everyone know you mean business. Let everyone know you’re the boss.

CANCER (June 22 – July 23):

The pace of life may be too hectic for some people but the sun in sympathetic Pisces means you thrive on the pressure. Just be careful you don’t get so caught up in the chase that you lose sight of your long-term goals.

LEO (July 24 – Aug. 23):

Making money comes easy to you now but the question is: can you hang on to it? Don’t waste what you earn on luxury goods you don’t really need, or you could find yourself selling them back later for half the price.

VIRGO (Aug. 24 – Sept. 23):

You can expect some rather amazing things to happen today, but they will be even more amazing if you make them happen yourself. Don’t wait for the world to change for the better – the power to change things is in your hands.

LIBRA (Sept. 24 – Oct. 23):

You are worrying for no good reason. Remind yourself how easy it is for your imagination to play tricks on you, then find constructive ways to channel your fears into creative activities. Negative thoughts will quickly turn positive again.

SCORPIO (Oct. 24 – Nov. 22):

The planets urge you to be more active, more assertive and more ambitious. Creatively this is one of the best times of the year for you but you’ve got to make an effort. What can you do today to get yourself noticed?

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23 – Dec. 21):

So many things are changing now that it may all be a bit of a blur. But that’s okay. Sagittarius is what astrologers call a “mutable” sign, meaning you are naturally flexible. You won’t just adapt and survive, you’ll adapt and thrive.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 – Jan. 20):

Nothing can hold you back today. Nothing can dent your self-belief. You instinctively know that nothing is beyond you, that you can move mountains if you put your mind to it. You were born to be a winner – so be one.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 21 – Feb. 19):

You may find it hard to accept that what is taking place in your life is for the best in the long-term but it is. Don’t worry if something of value goes out of your life: what comes in will make up for it.

PISCES (Feb. 20 – Mar. 20):

Make sure those who mean the most to you can see how much you care. Don’t just assume they know it – come right out and say it in plain and simple language. No words are more powerful than “I”, “love” and “you”